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"Died-Zilla" Way to Die #468, is the third death featured in "Death – The Gift That Lasts Forever." which aired on August 22, 2011.

Plot[]

Katie was a drug addict, who was about to be married. She hadn't slept in 4 days and kept herself high, the drug of her choice: bath salts that she got at her bachelorette party, but unbeknownst to Katie, the bath salts caused her hyperthermia. She recently completed rehab, but upon receiving the bath salts as a wedding gift, she was unable to resist and let the drugs take control of her and turn her into a Bride-Zilla. She destroyed her dresser and had sex with the best man, on the wedding day, the drugs had complete control over Katie while the bridesmaids tried to calm her down, but she could became a Bride-Zilla that not even Frankenstein could handle. When Katie arrived she was completely crazy and surprised and confused her fiancé, Travis and the guests. Even with all this, the wedding began, but while the preacher was speaking, Katie's pulse and her temperature began to rise, then when Katie had to say "I do", her heart bathed in bath salts said "I don't" and hyperthermia caused Katie to collapse and die within minutes, sending this bridezilla straight to hell where she could snort all the drugs she wanted and leaving Travis free from a dangerous marriage, fist-bumping with one of his groomsmen.

Transcript[]

Narrator: As the preacher drones on, Katie's pulse is redlining and her body temperature is climbing. Finally, right when it was time to do the 'I do'...her balt-salted heart said 'I don't'... and Katie said 'I'm done'.

Narrator: Katie was the bride from hell. She snorted like Scarface. She screwed like Linda Lovelace. And then she died like any other out of control substance abuser. I now pronounce you...dead.

(Travis fist-bumps one of his groomsmen, relieved that he avoided the trainwreck of a marriage)

Cast and Interviewees[]

  • Sally Digirolamo - Katie the Bride (lead: Intended victim)
  • Ashley Danielle Simpson - Bridesmaid (lead)
  • Dr. Faryl Saliman Reingold - Interviewee (Occupational Therapist)
  • Carolina Caro - Interviewee (Molecular Biologist)

Alternative Description[]

Description as seen on Spike TV's website

"A pushy bride ingests some Ivory Wave to take the edge off when she goes into super Bridezilla mode and collapses from hypothermia."

Trivia[]

  • The skeleton X-ray is shown to have a veil and a bouquet like a bride.
  • Also, this is the first and only death to take place in Vermont.
  • This episode has one of 4 segments in 2011 to feature an interview with Dr. Faryl Saliman Reingold.
  • The quote used in this death, "her balt-salted heart said 'I don't'...and Katie said 'I'm done'", was used in Wedding Crasher.
  • This death takes place on the same day as Nun F***ed.
  • Both the Latin American Spanish and the European Spanish dub names of this death make reference to Tim Burton's "Corpse Bride" movie ("El Cadáver de la Novia" (The Bride's Corpse) in Latin American Spanish and "La Novia Cadáver" (The Corpse Bride) in European Spanish).
  • Incidentally, this death is similar to the ABC’s of Death 2 film by Robert Boocheck which won the contest for the 26th director, M is for Masticate.

Segment Nickname[]

  • A Wedding and a Funeral
  • Snorted Up
  • Wedding Party Gone Wrong
  • Bachelorette Bash-terpiece
  • Bath Salt Bridezilla
  • 'I'm Done'
  • Salt-ed Bride
  • There Goes the Bride
  • Down & Out at the Altar

Foreign Names[]

  • El Cadáver de la Novia (The Bride's Corpse) - Latin American Spanish dub
  • La Novia Cadáver (The Corpse Bride) - European Spanish dub
  • Pomba Gira Super Morta (Super Dead Pomba Gira) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
  • Napruta w trupa (Torn to death) - Polish dub

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