"Dough!!!", Way To Die #726, is the fourth death featured in "Wild Wild Death", which aired on November 21, 2011.
Plot[]
A lustful bakery supervisor named Bob sexually victimizes one of his female employees, Cindy.
One night, he contests her to swallow a spoonful of ground cinnamon in order to get out of going on a date with him. She suffocates on the powder and coughs it into his face, since cinnamon absorbs all of the saliva on the consumer's tongue.
Temporarily blinded by the cinnamon, Bob falls over with his tie caught in the dough mixer, and as he is being strangled, the blades strike his face and he dies of fatal skull fractures and head trauma, sending the perverted pig to Hell, where he belongs.
Transcript[]
Bob: Wider...
(Cindy swallows the cinnamon, but chokes and coughs, causes to blind Bob)
Narrator: Bob's trick backfired. He stumbled blindly and then got too close to the spinning blades of the dough machine.
(Bob falls over so that his tie gets caught in a running dough mixer, Bob is strangled, gets close to the machine)
Narrator: It was a double whammy. He would've choked to death, but the skull crushing blades got there first.
(The blades killed Bob with a skull fracture and a head trauma; CGI human gets close to the machine)
Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan:
([] is playing, Cindy spits all the cinnamon to the sink, checks Bob)
Narrator: In the end, Cindy lucked out. She lost the cinnamon challenge,
Cindy: (SCREAMS OF HORROR)
Narrator: but avoiding going out with her pig boss Bob.
(Cindy flees to call the ambulance)
Narrator: He already had a date... with death.
Cast and Interviewees[]
- Stephen Keber - Human Resources Representative
- Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Interventional Pain Physician
- Franklin Archer White - Bob (lead:intended victim)
- Christina K. Moore - Cindy (lead)
Trivia[]
- Also called "Cinnamon and Spice" on the Spike TV website.
- This is one of the three deaths that ends with three exclamation points. The other two are Kung Pao Pow!!! and Her Own Damn Fault!!!.
- Stephen Keber's assertion that 95% of women and 45% of men report that they were sexually harassed by a member of the same gender is completely and utterly wrong, as sexual harassment perpetrators are predominantly, but not entirely, male.
Foreign names[]
- Amasado (Kneaded) - Latin American and Spanish dubs.
- Enrolado de Presunto ["Presunto" (ham) is also slang for corpse)] (Ham Rollup) - Brazilian dub
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