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Way to Die #314
"Dung For"
Name of the death is a pun on "done for"
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"Chester paid the ultimate price for trying to fertilize Daisy. Poor Daisy. All she really wanted was a stable relationship."
Date October 25, 1986
Location Lucky Days Ranch
Aberdeen, Texas
Episode this death
was featured in
"The Lighter Side of Death"
"Rolled Death"
"Little Chop Of Horrors"

"Dung For", Way to Die #314, is the first death featured in "The Lighter Side of Death", which aired on March 1, 2009.


Farmer John, who was equal parts dumb and ugly, was working on his farm. His farmhand, Chester, was in awe of his boss' daughter, Daisy. All Chester wanted to do was plant his seed into Daisy, so the two sneak off in the hay bales, however, the horses give them away and an angry John chases Chester as Daisy watches on. Chester ducks into a truck and loses John, but is crushed to death by a stinky payload of manure. As Daisy opens the truck door, Chester's lifeless arm appears and she screams, then whines, "Why does this always happen to me?"



Segment Nickname

  • S*** Happens

Foreign names

  • Cubierto de Estiércol (Covered with Manure) - Latin American dub
  • "Oh No!"

    Fertilizado (Fertilized) - Spanish dub