"E-I-E-I-Oww!", Way to Die #487 is the fifth death to be featured in "Eat, Pray, Die" which aired on August 8, 2011.
Plot[]
Steve and Jerry were delinquents who were arrested for grand theft auto and were sentenced to 60 days on a work farm, they were young and stupid and surrounded by manure, they disliked work and spent the time doing stupid things like smoking and they asked a horse if he wanted a cigarette.
For these outcast idiots, life on the farm was full of mortal threats, Steve threw a pitchfork which almost killed Jerry while Steve laughed about it.
Steve found a captive bolt gun which he thought was a milker and he and Jerry started playing with it, the farmer's daughter arrived in time to stop the stupid delinquents from hurting themselves, she brought them lemonade, told them not to touch the cattle bolt pistol and that it wasn't a toy, but not knowing what you're doing, the farm can be just as dangerous as the street, Steve told the farmer's daughter to forget the lemonade and that he wanted milk, he started to bring the cattle bolt pistol closer to her and she told him scared that it wasn't a toy, Steve told her that it didn't do anything and put it to himself in the chest, then the cattle bolt pistol went off and the bullet (which was the size of a finger and had a point) hit his heart, causing him to hemorrhage and killing him almost instantly, sending this jerk to Hell and leaving Jerry and the farmer's daughter horrified with his death.
Narrator: You hear the one about the two juveniles who were sentenced to work release on a farm? They messed around and threatened the farmer's daughter until one of them accidentally killed himself with a cattle bolt pistol! Ha! That's a good one!
Transcript[]
Narrator: When you don't know what you're doing, the farm can be just as dangerous as the street.
(Recap, Epic Rock Piece is playing)
Narrator: You hear the one about the two juveniles who were sentenced to work release on a farm?
Steve: I'll cut your balls off.
They messed around and threatened the farmer's daughter until one of them accidentally killed himself with a cattle bolt pistol! Ha! That's a good one!
Cast and Interviewees[]
- Ray Cosico - Steve (Lead: Intended victim) (Also Portrayed Juan in Pop Goes The Cholo)
- Andre Myers - Jerry (Lead)
- Megan Albertus - Farmer's Daughter (Lead)
- Ray Chao - Himself (Juvenile Parole Officer)
- Randy Stanger - Himself (Cattle Rancher)
Segment Nicknames[]
- In Farm's Way (Spike TV)
- Punked Out for Good
- Milking Gone Wrong
- Milk Me Up
- When Idiots Live
Foreign Names[]
- Como Vaca en Matadero (Like Cow in Slaughterhouse) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Animalada (Animality) - European Spanish dub
- IA-IA-OW (E-I-E-I-OW) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
- Zu Tode gebolzt (Bolted to death) - German dub
- Mahulisanan delinkuente (Notorious delinquent) - Lazoran dub
Trivia[]
- The title of this death is an alternate title of Bibli-Killed.
- Coincidentally, the death number, 487, is a slang term for the crime of grand theft (auto) (The crime that Steve and Jerry committed).
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