"Eel Effects", Way to Die #779, is the third death to be featured in "Dead Wrongs", which aired on September 28, 2010.
Plot[]
It was graduation night at Chef Tanaka's school for sushi chefs, from a carefully selected class of 25 students, only 2 managed to graduate, as was customary, Tanaka shared shots of sake with his pupils to celebrate their rite of passage.
Chef Andy Matsuda: Become a sushi chef is very hard, because so many different type that first you need to understand. So we need to do... proper handling, proper cut, it's... long hour, in the learning, lot of process, then you sharpening your knife, good sharpening. It's a lot of work.
The school was actually a prison, the students lived in constant fear of Tanaka's wrath, he tortured them in horrible and unacceptable ways for any mistake, he would shove wasabi up their noses or ambush them with blasts of water, one of his favorite teaching tricks was to threaten them with unagi kuzutare (eel up ass), but that was all history, that night was to celebrate and Tanaka and his students drank many drinks.
After too many drinks, Tanaka became unconscious, he never could hold his liquor, that gave the students a chance to get revenge on their master, and they put an eel down his pants, it would be a surprise when he woke up, the students laughed and fled from there, happy with their revenge, but they didn't count on the eel crawling deep into Tanaka's rectum and ate its way out.
Jason Romero: An eel... burrowing its way up to the man's rectum, biting through, it's gonna... cause extensive internal bleeding, um, also damaging 2 very important veins there: The inferior hemorrhoidal vein and the common iliac vein. It's gonna lead to hypovolemic shock.
Making him lose so much blood that he died, sending this evil bastard to Hell where he belonged and avenging the graduate chefs and the fallen students.
Narrator: Tanaka ran his sushi school with an iron fist. But then, he got eel and never woke up. Domo arigato.
Transcript[]
(Eel Effects is playing, they drink Korean sake)
Chefs: カンパーイ ! (Kanpaai !) (Cheers!)
-Narrator: It's graduation night at Chef Tanaka's school for sushi chefs.
-Tanaka: ああ～～ !! (Aaaahh! (Delicious!))
Narrator: Out of a handpicked class of 25, only 2 have made it through.
Tanaka: かんぱいかんぱいかんぱい ! (KanpaiKanpaiKanpai !) (Cheer again, cheers, cheers!)
-Tanaka: かんぱいかんぱ～い ! (KanpaiKanpaai !) (Let's cheers!)
-Narrator: As was his custom, Tanaka is sharing shots of sake with his charges to celebrate their rite of passage.
Assistant Sushi Chef #2: あ～ 最高 !! (Aah Saikou !!) (Aah, this is the best!!)
Tanaka: あ～ (Aah. (Right?))
Chef Andy Matsuda: Become a sushi chef is very hard,
(Views of sushi cooking)
Chef Andy Matsuda: because so many different type that first you need to understand. So we need to do... proper handling, proper cut, it's... long hour, in the learning, lot of process, then you sharpening your knife, good sharpening. It's a lot of work.
Narrator: More prison camp than school, the students lived in constant fear of Tanaka's wrath.
Tanaka: 何してくれるんだ !! ちくしょ !!! (Nani shite kureru nda !! Chiksho !!!) (What have you done!! Damn it!!!)
(Tanaka begins to torture the first student by shoving wasabi on student's nose for the failure)
Narrator: He would shove wasabi up their noses.
Tanaka: あー－－－もう !!! (AAAAAAAAA MOU !!!) (AAAAAAAH Dammit!!!)
(Later...)
-Tanaka: (Snarls)
-Narrator: Or ambush them with blasts of water.
-Assistant Sushi Chef #2: (Screams of surprise)
-Tanaka: Heeheeee!
(Then Tanaka showers the 2nd student for fun)
Narrator: One of his favorite teaching tricks: was to threaten them with unagi kuzutare (うなぎくずたれ); eel up ass.
(Tanaka threats his students with eel)
Assistant Sushi Chef #2: 何すんのよ !? (Nani sunno yo !?) (What are you doing?!)
(Back to the celebrating drink, Master of Death is playing)
Narrator: But that was all history.
Tanaka: お疲れ様 !! (Otskare sama !!) (Great work, you guys!!)
Narrator: Tonight was for celebrating.
(3 of them drink more and more...)
Tanaka & his students: (ROAR)
(...until Tanaka falls asleep on the table)
Narrator: After too many shots, Tanaka was out cold.
(Now, his students have now a chance to payback Tanaka by using the eel, Eel Effects is resuming)
Narrator: He never could hold his liquor.
-Narrator: The students saw this as an opportunity to get some revenge on their task master.
-Assistant Sushi Chef #2: (Laughs)
Narrator: An eel down his pants, should make for a nice surprise when he wakes up.
Assistant Sushi Chef #2: (Laughs)
(The students secretly put the eel on Tanaka's rectum; Andrew Kubiszewski's pilot score is playing, CGI eel enters Tanaka's rectum and bites his intestine)
Narrator: But, the students hadn't counted on this: The eel wound up crawling deep inside Tanaka's rectum. And... ate its way out.
Jason Romero: An eel... burrowing its way up to the man's rectum, biting through, it's gonna... cause extensive internal bleeding, um, also damaging 2 very important veins there: The inferior hemorrhoidal vein and the common iliac vein. It's gonna lead to hypovolemic shock.
(Casket Window Death is playing)
Narrator: He lost so much blood he went from comatose to coma... to dead.
(In conclusion: Tanaka's dead. Recap of Tanaka tortured his students by put wasabi on the 2nd student's nose, Eel Effects is resuming)
Tanaka: もう !! (Mou !!) (Dammit!!)
Narrator: Tanaka ran his sushi school with an iron fist.
(The students get revenge by putting eel on Tanaka's rectum)
Narrator: But then, he got eel and never woke up. Domo arigato (どうもありがとう。) (Thank you very much).
(They turn the lights, leave Tanaka dead)
Cast and Interviewees[]
- Naoyuki Ikeda - Tanaka (Lead; Intended victim)
- Takahiro Fukuda - Assistant Sushi Chef #1 (Lead)
- Josh Shibata - Assistant Sushi Chef #2 (Lead)
- Chef Andy Matsuda - Master Sushi Chef
- Jason Romero - EMT
- Mark Cohen - Comedian (Only in German version)
Trivia[]
- Head Sushi Chef Tanaka was played by a Japanese actor Naoyuki Ikeda.
- Also, Tanaka wears a white chef coat is a reference to the based-off character Akiko Tanaka from Criminal Case.
- This death also narration and second interviewee has featured by Jason Romero as well.
- This death is similar to Critter in the S****er where the animal is put in the pants (causing the animal to go into the anus).
- Chef Tanaka basically had 3 teaching tricks. hana ni wasabi (wasabi up nose), mizu o funmu shita (sprayed with water), and more well known, unagi kuzutare, (eel up ass).
- The liquor they drink is Chamisul (참이슬).
Goof[]
- When Tanaka falls asleep, his limbs bend, but when he dies, he was lying on the stomach and his limbs were straights. Even he got killed by eel, he would stay on the same position as sleeping.
Segment Nicknames[]
- Ass-assin Eel
- Sushi-cide
- Fish in the Hole
- Eel Pain in the Butt
Foreign Names[]
- La Anguila Asesina (The Killer Eel) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Anguila endoscópica (Endoscopic Eel) - European Spanish dub
- Aaliminiert (Eel-iminated) - German dub
- Enguia anal (Anal Eel) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
- Angiya, Tumandit ka Hilaman Hulot ta Pala (Eel, With by Through Right of Position) - Lazoran dub
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