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"Eel Effects", Way to Die #779, is the third death to be featured in "Dead Wrongs", which aired on September 28, 2010.

Plot[]

At a sushi chef school, only 2 out of 25 students have graduated. As a custom, Tanaka, the head sushi chef shares shots of sake with his students to celebrate their graduation. After he passes out drunk, the students decide to put a Japanese eel down his pants as payback for Tanaka's abusive punishments (one of which was threatening them with unagi kuzutare (eel up ass). The eel slithers through his rectum and eats its way out, causing massive bleeding and eventually, exsanguination.

Transcript[]

(Eel Effects is playing, they drink Korean sake)

Chefs: カンパーイ ! (Kanpaai !) (Cheers!)

-Narrator: It's graduation night at Chef Tanaka's school for sushi chefs.
-Tanaka: ああ~~ !! (Aaaahh! (Delicious!))

Narrator: Out of a handpicked class of 25, only 2 have made it through.

Tanaka: かんぱいかんぱいかんぱい ! (KanpaiKanpaiKanpai !) (Cheer again, cheers, cheers!)

-Tanaka: かんぱいかんぱ~い ! (KanpaiKanpaai !) (Let's cheers!)
-Narrator: As was his custom, Tanaka is sharing shots of sake with his charges to celebrate their ride of passage.

Assistant Sushi Chef #2: あ~ 最高 !! (Aah Saikou !!) (Aah, this is the best!!)

Tanaka: あ~ (Aah. (Right?))

Chef Andy Matsuda: Become a sushi chef is very hard,

(Views of sushi cooking)

Chef Andy Matsuda: because so many different type the fesh you need to understand. So we need to do... proper handling, proper cut, it's... long hour, in the money and lot of process, then you shofer in the knife, for sharping, that's a lot of work.

Narrator: More prison camp than school, the students leave in constant fear of Tanaka's wrath.

Tanaka: 何してくれるんだ !! ちくしょ !!! (Nani shite kureru nda !! Chiksho !!!) (What have you done!! Damn it!!!)

(Tanaka begins to torture the first student by shoving wasabi on student's nose for the failure)

Narrator: He shoved wasabi off their noses.

Tanaka: あー---もう !!! (AAAAAAAAA MOU !!!) (AAAAAAAH Dammit!!!)

(Later...)

-Tanaka: (Snarls)
-Narrator: Or ambush them with blast of water.

-Assistant Sushi Chef #2: (Screams of surprise)
-Tanaka: Heeheeee!

(Then Tanaka showers the 2nd student for fun)

Narrator: One of his favorite teaching tricks: was to threatening them with unagi kuzutare (うなぎくずたれ); eel up ass.

(Tanaka threats his students with eel)

Assistant Sushi Chef #2: 何すんのよ !? (Nani sunno yo !?) (What are you doing?!)

(Back to the celebrating drink, Master of Death is playing)

Narrator: But that was all history.

Tanaka: お疲れ様 !! (Otskare sama !!) (Great work, you guys!!)

Narrator: Tonight was for celebrating.

(3 of them drink more and more...)

Tanaka & his students: (ROAR)

(...until Tanaka falls asleep on the table)

Narrator: After too many shots, Tanaka was out cold.

(Now, his students have now a chance to payback Tanaka by using the eel, Eel Effects is resuming)

Narrator: He never could hold his liquor.

-Narrator: The students saw this as an opportunity to get some revenge on their task master.
-Assistant Sushi Chef #2: (Laughs)

Narrator: An eel down his pants, should make for a nice surprise when he wakes up.

Assistant Sushi Chef #2: (Laughs)

(The students secretly put the eel on Tanaka's rectum; Andrew Kubiszewski's pilot score is playing, CGI eel enters Tanaka's rectum and bites his intestine)

Narrator: But, the students hadn't counted on this: The eel wound up crawling deep inside Tanaka's rectum. And...ate its way out.

Jason Romero: An eel... blurring its way up to the man's rectum, biting through, it's gonna... cause extensive internal bleeding, um, also damaging 2 very important veins there: The inferior hemorrhoidal vein and the common iliac vein. It's gonna lead to hypovolemic shock.

(Casket Window Death is playing)

Narrator: He lost so much blood he went from comatose to coma... to dead.

(In conclusion: Tanaka's dead. Recap of Tanaka tortured his students by put wasabi on the 2nd student's nose, Eel Effects is resuming)

Tanaka: もう !! (Mou !!) (Dammit!!)

Narrator: Tanaka ran his sushi school with an iron fist.

(The students get revenge by putting eel on Tanaka's rectum)

Narrator: But then, he got eel and never woke up. Domo arigato (どうもありがとう。) (Thank you very much).

(They turn the lights, leave Tanaka dead)

Cast & Interviewees[]

Trivia[]

  • Head Sushi Chef Tanaka was played by a Japanese actor Naoyuki Ikeda.
  • This death also narration and second interviewee has featured by Jason Romero as well.
  • This death is similar to Critter in the S****er where the animal is put in the pants (causing the animal to go into the anus).
  • Chef Tanaka basically had 3 teaching tricks. hana ni wasabi (wasabi up nose), mizu o funmu shita (sprayed with water), and more well known, unagi kuzutare, (eel up ass).
  • The liquor they drink is Chamisul (참이슬)

Goof[]

  • When Tanaka falls asleep, his limbs bend, but when he dies, he was lying on the stomach and his limbs were straights. Even he got killed by eel, he would stay on the same position as sleeping.

Foreign names[]

  • La Anguila Asesina (The Killer Eel) - Latin American dub.
  • Anguila endoscopica (Endoscopic Eel) - Spanish dub.
  • Aaliminiert (Eel-iminated) - German dub.
  • Enguia anal (Anal eel) - Brazilian dub.
  • Angiya, Tumandit ka Hilaman Hulot ta Pala (Eel, With by Through Right of Position) - Lazoran dub.

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