Way to Die #672 | |
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"Erecto-phobia" | |
Name of the death is a pun on "erection" and "arachnophobia" | |
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“Pete was a cheat, who thought he was neat to bang 3 girls in one day. Along came a spider, and while he was inside her... a heart attack blew Peter away.” | |
Date | June 9, 2007 |
Location | Washington, D.C. |
Episode this death was featured in |
"Stupid is as Stupid Dies" |
Deaths | |
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"Erecto-phobia", Way to Die #672, is the fifth death featured in "Stupid is as Stupid Dies", which aired on September 21, 2010.
Contents
Plot
Peter was going to have the best day of his life. Too bad it would end with the end of his life. Lately, he had been cheating on his longtime girlfriend, Brianna with two other girls: Lukasha and Desiree. While having sex with the latter, he suddenly collapsed onto the floor, dead from a heart attack. To understand how Peter died, let's go back to a few hours ago...
While unpacking Brianna's groceries, he gets bitten by a Brazilian wandering spider while getting some bananas out of her bag. The spider's venom causes his blood vessels to dilate, resulting in a permanent erection. To Peter, he just thought that he was having a good hard-on going on. By the time he finally realized something was wrong, it was much too late, and he went into hemodynamic and cardiovascular collapse, resulting in his fatal heart attack.
Needless to say, Lukasha and Desiree will have a lot of explaining to do towards Brianna at Peter's funeral.
Segment Nickname
- Peter Pork-Her
- Arachnophobia Attack
- Itsy Bitsy Speter
Trivia
- In 2003, a young boy was bitten by a wandering spider (also called the "banana spider"). He died an hour after being bitten from an allergy to the toxin, probably the reason why he died quicker than Peter.
- The number on Peter's apartment door is 69, a reference to the sexual position.
Foreign names
- Erecto-Fobia - Latin American and Spanish dubs.
- Season 3 deaths
- Way to die
- Means of Death
- Death by toxins
- Death by poisoning
- Arachnid poisoning
- Death by heart attack
- Swearing
- Death by animals
- Original Episodes
- Death as consequences
- Death as punishment
- Unfaithful deaths
- Dying with the eyes open
- Rude humans
- Death from being rude
- Witnesses after death
- Bad people
- Villain deaths
- Liars deaths
- Bastards
- Deaths that end with doggerels
- Death by karma
- Rude people
- Mean people
- Death from being mean
- Death by calamity
- Clumsy Accidents
- Reckless deaths
- Death from being reckless
- Idiots
- Idiot Deaths
- Death by clumsiness
- Death by stupidity
- Death by heart damage
- Heart Damage
- Death from Heart Failure
- Loser Deaths
- Irresponsible humans
- Nude Deaths
- Nude people
- Nude victims
- Naked people
- Naked deaths
- Naked victims
- Guilty People
- Perverts
- Death by catastrophe
- Cheater Deaths