"Ex'd Ex", Way to Die #630, is the sixth death to be featured in "Dirt Nap", which aired on November 7, 2011.
Plot[]
One night, Pat and Sarah were taking a hayride, having a date while sitting in a trailer and toasting, Pat was planning to propose to her. While they were enjoying their romantic hayride, the howling began to get louder. Sarah got worried, but Pat thought it was just a wild dog or something.
Surprisingly, he was right, it was an jealous dog named Morgan, Sarah's ex-boyfriend, Morgan planned to dress as a murderer to scare the lovers, he had a ski mask, a fake ax and a tape recorded with wolf sounds.
Then Pat took out the ring and asked Sarah if she would like to get married. She excitedly accepted and they smooched, but Morgan went wild with jealousy and hopped on the trailer and brandished the ax, frightening Sarah.
Fortunately, Pat acted fast and hit Morgan in the face and he fell out of the trailer unconscious, then the 2500 pound trailer passed over his abdomen, crushing his organs, destroying his spine, and making him lose half of his blood, killing him instantly and sending this sick ex to Hell.
Pat and Sarah stopped and went down to see the killer's corpse, Pat unmasked him and Sarah was terrified to notice that it was her ex. Sarah was scared and Pat hugged her to comfort her.
Narrator: Sarah broke Morgan's heart by choosing Pat to be her man. This drove Morgan into a jealous rage. In the end, he chose a strange way to... spill his guts.
Transcript[]
Pat: It's probably just a wild dog or something.
Narrator: It was a dog. A jealous dog named Morgan, Sarah's ex-boyfriend.
Narrator: When the ring came out, jealous Morgan freaked out....
(Morgan angrily enters the hayride, causing Sarah to scream in horror. As Morgan rises his fake ax, Pat punches him, knocking him unconscious and causing him to fall off the hayride.)
Narrator: ...and his dreams of getting back Sarah... were crushed, as so were Morgan's organs.
David Svoboda: The 2500 pound trailer ran over Morgan's abdomen ripping him completely in half. With his organs flattened, his spinal cord completely destroyed, and half of his blood forced out of his skin, by shear weight displacement, he was killed, instantly!
(After Morgan’s death, Sarah screams as she sees his corpse. Pat gets out of the ride and unmasked a deceased Morgan.)
Sarah: (shocked) Morgan?!
(Sarah is scared and Pat hugs her to comfort her.)
Narrator: Sarah broke Morgan's heart by choosing Pat to be her man. This drove Morgan into a jealous rage. In the end, he chose a strange way to... spill his guts.
Interviewees[]
- Kevin Buckins - Psychologist
- David Svoboda - EMT
Trivia[]
- Also called "Haunted Prey Ride" on the Spike TV website.
- Morgan's death is equivalent to that of Cuddles' death in the Happy Tree Friends web series, "I Get a Trick Out of You".
- This death is similar to Semi-cide, as both victims were bisected by a vehicle.
- Unlike in Semi-cide, Morgan died immediately, instead of staying alive for a brief amount of time. This was due to the hay ride running over his spine and spilling his guts, unlike Frank Soriani in Semi-cide.
- The intro card is the only time we get to see Morgan's face while he is alive, as during the entire death, excluding the scene where Pat takes off his mask, he is wearing the mask. When he takes off the mask, Morgan is obviously dead.
- Similar to Board Stiff, this death has an interviewee using the victim's name.
Foreign Names[]
- Una Ruptura Dolorosa (A Painful Breakup) - Latin American Spanish and European Spanish dubs
- Armer Hund (Poor Dog) - German dub
- De tripas corazón (Gutsy Heart) - Pluto TV Spanish dub
- Era uma Vez um Ex (Once Upon An Ex) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
- Romante ka sumat (Romance for Crash) - Lazoran Dub
Segment Nicknames[]
- Haunted Prey Ride (Spike TV)
- Ring a Bell
- Semi-cide (not to be confused with the first death of the series)
- Friday the 66th
- Another Ex Bites The Dust
Gallery[]
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