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Way to Die #630
"Ex'd Ex"
Name of the death is a pun on "XX", “axed” and "ex" (ex-boyfriend)
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“Sarah broke Morgan’s heart by choosing Patrick to be her man. This drove Morgan into a jealous rage. In the end, he chose a strange way to... spill his guts.”
Date March 27, 2001
Location Sleepy Hollow, New York
Episode this death
was featured in
"Dirt Nap"
"Sex Ray"
"Sun Burnt"

"Ex'd Ex", Way to Die #630, is the sixth death to be featured in "Dirt Nap", which aired on November 7, 2011.


One night, Patrick and his girlfriend Sarah take a ride on a hay ride. While they enjoy the ride, they hear wolf howls made by the radio of Sarah's ex-boyfriend Morgan. Morgan disguises himself as an ax murderer by wearing a ski mask and carrying the radio and a fake ax to scare Patrick and Sarah. After seeing and hearing Sarah accept Patrick's proposal, Morgan becomes angry and jumps onto the ride and scares them. Luckily, Patrick punches Morgan causing him to fall off of the ride and the vehicle ran over Morgan cutting him in half, killing him instantly, thus sending him to hell. Patrick gets off the ride and takes the ski mask off which reveals the "ax murderer" to be a deceased Morgan himself. Sarah cries on Patrick's shoulder as Patrick hugs her in comfort.

"When the ring came out, jealous Morgan freaked out, and his dreams of getting back Sarah... were crushed, as so were Morgan's organs."

Sister Segment

Ghost Busted


  • Also called "Haunted Prey Ride" on the Spike TV website.
  • This death is similar to Semi-cide, but in Semi-cide, the victim was innocent. In this death however, the victim was guilty.