Exhaustdead, Way to Die #108, is the fifth death featured in "You're Dead! LOL!", which aired on February 10, 2010.
Plot[]
Imagine this guys, we have a cute girl and a asshole, it happens, even if we wonder why. Why would a girl as pretty as Julie end up with a cruel fat loser like Mark? One day while Mark was asking about dinner Julie did not answer him and turned around slowly which made Mark aggressive, he grabbed her and yelled at her not to turn her back on him (falling in love is easy, continuing to be in love is difficult, that's why when we get to a situation where we are very angry and feel like we are going to explode, we are losing control).
One month later, Julie made a mistake, but she wasn't a stupid, she left that asshole and met a good boy and they fell in love, they started going out together and enjoyed it a lot, while they were on a date, someone informed Mark, that jerk didn't like the rejection at all, so he went to the place in his car and discovered that it was true, Mark got furious and wanted to take revenge, so he parked in front of them without realizing that he plugged his exhaust pipe with a mountain of trash and left his engine running (nobody likes to be ignored or rejected, we have a very strong reaction to that, that's why when someone cheats on us or breaks up with us it's annoying).
Julie and her new boyfriend were talking about the good time they had spent together while Mark watched them jealously, Mark was too cowardly to face them face to face, so he planned to shoot them with his paintball gun and escape in the car, but while he was waiting to shoot them, Mark started to feel bad and his vision began to blur, with the engine on, the windows closed and the exhaust pipe clogged, the interior of the car filled with carbon monoxide, causing Mark to pass out and killing him (carbon monoxide is counted in parts per million, what we breathe now may be 1 parts per million, a car exhaust expels about 7000 parts per million, the patient may become unconscious, a few minutes later the heart will probably suffer an arrhythmia and finally stops, death can occur in less than 20 minutes).
Sending this damned bastard to the Hell where he belonged.
Mark didn't know how good he had it. Maybe if he had been a nice guy, he wouldn't have wound up a dead one.
Transcript[]
Mark: DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK TO ME!!!
(What goes up is playing)
Narrator: Mark didn't know how good he had it. Maybe if he had been a nice guy, he wouldn't have wound up a dead one.
Cast and Interviewees[]
- Paul Duraso - Mark (lead: intended victim)
- Tara Ferguson - Julie (lead)
- Tyler Langdon - Julie's Nice New Boyfriend (lead)
- Dr. Lori Buckley - Herself (Certified Sex Therapist)
- Dr. DJ Green - Himself (Trauma Surgeon)
Trivia[]
- It is based on the death of 19 year old Keiber Núñez and his girlfriend, Yonelis Serrano.
- The doggerel quote and death are sort of similar to Tube Snaked. Ironically, both were unbearably mean dates who tormented their lovers and both died of carbon monoxide poisoning.
- This death is similar to Handi-crapped #212, since both victims when they died hit the car horn with their head.
Segment Nickname[]
- Monoxious Dioxious
- Car Marked
- As-Fix-Ciation
- Moron-xious Idiot-xious
Foreign Names[]
- Muerte por Asfixia (Death by Asphyxiation) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Sin Escape (No Escape) - European Spanish dub
- Monoxidado (Monoxidated) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
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