"Eye Swallow", Way to Die #623, is the second death featured in "Stupid Is As Death Does", which aired on March 29, 2011.
Plot[]
A man named Chester has acrotomophilia, a sexual attraction to amputees. Chester hooks up with a woman named Devon, who lost her left arm in a car accident and also has a glass eye. After having an intense sex session, Devon leaves to take a shower, only to find Chester dead on the floor when she returns. It turns out that after Devon removed her glass eye, she placed it in a glass of water on the bedside. Chester, who was thirsty and exhausting, unknowingly drank the glass of water and choked to death on Devon's glass eye.
"After their exhausting stump-humping session, Chester was thirsty. He took a drink... and got a mouthful of eye candy."
That makes this low-tier Rivers Cuomo sent to the Youtube, whoops, I mean sent to the afterlife, so He will get the perfect women if he kind.
Transcript[]
Narrator: After their exhausting stump-humping session, Chester was thirsty. He took a drink... and got a mouthful of eye candy.
(Recap, Impression Failure is playing)
Narrator: Chester looked death straight at the eye, and then, swallowed it whole.
Alternative Description[]
As seen on Spike TV's website.
- "A man chokes to death on the glass eye of his amputee lover"
Cast & Interviewees[]
- Seth Gregory - Chester (Lead: Intended victim)
- Devin Coffin - Devin the Amputee (Lead)
- Duchess De Sade - Herself (Sex Therapist)
- Dr. Pavel Bindra - Himself (Cardiac Electrophysiologist)
Foreign Names[]
- Ojo por Ojo (Eye for an Eye) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Ojo con el Ojo (Careful with the Eye) - European Spanish dub
- De Olho na Morte (Eyes on Death) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
Segment Nicknames[]
- Socket to Me (Spike TV)
- Dead Eye (Not be confused with Way To Die #197)
- Eye-Opening Death
- Glass-Eyed
Trivia[]
- The actor who played as Chester, Seth Gregory (known as Seth A on YouTube), has replied to a commenter on this YouTube video featuring this death. He replied to a comment claiming that Devin's actress was an amputee in real life. In his reply thread, he revealed some behind the scenes details.
- The actress who played as Devin actually had an underdeveloped limb.
- He found the experience funny and weird, but didn't know what he was getting himself into.
- His girlfriend at the time was initially mad at him for the sex scenes, but later found it funny.
- The pay was terrible, at around $100-200.
- He had to wear boxers in front of about 20 people behind camera.
- This is the second of three deaths where in the Latin American Spanish dub it's named "Ojo por Ojo" (Eye for an Eye). The first one is Eye-Sick-Kill and the third one is Eye So Horny.
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