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Way to Die #623
"Eye Swallow"
Name of the death is a pun on "I swallow"
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"Chester looked death straight at the eye, and then, swallowed it whole."
Date February 14, 2008
Location Berkeley, California
Episode this death
was featured in
"Stupid Is As Death Does"
"Brain Worms"
"Midnight Choker"


"Eye Swallow", Way to Die #623, is the second death featured in "Stupid Is As Death Does", which aired on March 29, 2011.


A man named Chester has acrotomophilia, a sexual attraction to amputees. Chester hooks up with a woman named Devon, who lost her left arm in a car accident and also has a glass eye. After having an intense sex sess ion, Devon leaves to take a shower, only to find Chester dead on the floor when she returns. It turns out that after Devon removed her glass eye, she placed it in a glass of water on the bedside. Chester, who was thirsty and exhausting, unknowingly drank the glass of water and choked to death on Devon's glass eye.

"After their exhausting stump-humping session, Chester was thirsty. He took a drink... and got a mouthful of eye candy."

Segment Nicknames

  • Socket To Me (Spike TV website)

Alternative Description

As seen on Spike TV's website

"A man chokes to death on the glass eye of his amputee lover"


  • Duchess De Sade (Sex Therapist)
  • Dr. Pavel Bindra (Cardiac Electrophysiologist)