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"F.U.v'd", is Way to Die #248, is the third death to be featured in "A New App Called Death", which aired on April 2, 2012.

Plot[]

Dr. Siraki is a sleazy sports doctor who, along with his patients, frequently use testosterone-boosting steroids. He also hates cyclists, and if he sees cyclists ride past him, he will start yelling in anger at them for no good reason, even when it distracts him from something important.

One day, on a dirt trail, he is forced to slow down for two cyclists. He gets impatient and repeatedly honks the horn and yells at them, until he runs them off of the road out of spite.

Siraki is so distracted in his rage and arrogance along with his wife yelling at him, that he fails to notice a flatbed truck carrying rods of rebar in front of his SUV. By the time Siraki sees the truck up ahead, even he knows it's way too late; before he can apply the brakes, he rear-ends the truck, causing a rod to go right through the windshield and impale his skull, killing him instantly and sending this hater of cyclists to hell where he belonged. His now-widowed wife screams in horror and runs out of the car.

"Siraki runs the cyclists off the road. Sometimes, the bad guy gets away with murder...but not on this show."

Transcript[]

Interviewees[]

  • Dr. Arnold Nerenberg - Expert in Road Violence (Only in German version)
  • Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon

Trivia[]

  • The doggerel quote is similar to Trailer Trashed, but the announcer said "road rage to roadkill" instead of "road-worthy to roadkill" in this one.
  • A very similar story about two men, who were on a motorcycle, occurred in the early 2000s. They both survived after surgery and removal of the 2” diameter pipe. A brief video can be seen on YouTube (warning, it’s graphic!): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=39eYvWDzMa0
  • This is one of two deaths caused by reinforcement bar. The others is Him-Paled.
  • This and U.P.F'D. have the shortest titles in the death cards.
  • In the death card, the photo shows scene of the side view of Dr. Siraki's corpse with a rebar on his forehead, albeit zoomed in/cropped out. This is also one of the deaths to have this zoom in/crop out treatment in the death card. Others like Par-Gore, Trucked Up and Suck & Blown also have this treatment in their respective death cards.
  • Dr. Siraki's death is similar to that of Pop's death in Happy Tree Friends web series episode: "Too Much Scream Time."

Goofs[]

  • Continuity: Siraki's wife is wearing a yellow dress throughout -- however, when Siraki gets killed, his wife is suddenly shown wearing a gray dress. Likewise, Siraki's white shirt and maroon tie suddenly changes to light blue and his tie is striped.
  • Revealing: When Dr. Siraki first gets into his SUV after yelling at a cyclist, you can clearly see a broken hole in the windshield - indicating that this scene was filmed later in the day since the death scene was already shot.
  • Crew or Equipment Visible: When Dr. Siraki is angrily honking at two cyclists, the action camera's shadow is visible in an overhead shot.

Foreign titles[]

  • Mal Conductor (Bad Driver) - Latin American Spanish dub
  • Ciclao (Cycled) - Spanish dub
  • Spießrutenfahren (Driving a guntlet) - German dub
  • Kunaklato Konduktori (Unexpected Conductor) - Lazoran dub

Segment Nicknames[]

  • FUV (Spike TV website)
  • Bicycle Berserker
  • Bicycle Bang Ganged
FUVd

F***.You.V

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