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Revision as of 18:15, 25 November 2014
"Fansicle", Way to Die #299 is the sixth death to be aired on "Stupid is as Stupid Dies" which aired on September 21, 2010.
Plot
If you want to see the embodiment of football obsession, look no further than George. His commitment and loyalty to his team knew no bounds. He would show up hours before a game, covered in bodypaint matching his team's colors (blue & white), and get as drunk as a skunk. He was even more obnoxious when the game started. Unfortunately for George (who was shirtless, and only a pair of shorts covering his legs), an arctic coldfront was ariving that day and he was at great risk of Hypothermia. As the game progressed, George didn't notice what was happening internally; he only knew that he was really drunk. It was only when the game was about to end that George realized he was freezing. But, by then, he had lost the ability to speak. His body temperature dropped below 88 degrees, causing severer hypothermia. (It also didn't help that he was drunk which impeded his bloodflow, and his fellow fans couldn't understand his cries for help due to the blue paint, which he put on) George's body got colder and colder as the low temperatures slowly froze his soul. Finally, with his skin ice-cold, every muscle immobile, his organs completely unable to function, with a morbid stare, George died.
"There's nothing wrong with rooting for the home team. But when fan turns to fanatic, That's when trouble begins. George went from super, to stupor, to stiff. Now he's dead, now he's dead. REAL DEAD!"
Cast and Interviewees
- Nick Armstrong - George (lead: intended victim)
- Jonny Loquasto - Himself (Football Fanatic)
- Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Himself (Physical & Medicine Rehab)
Trivia
- Based on the team-colors & location of this death, George was most likely a fan of the Detroit Lions.
- In Amphur Sattahip, Thailand, a body was found and it was thought he died of the chill - at a football game!