"Fecal Attraction", Way to Die #330, is the seventh death to be featured in "Hurry Up and Die", which aired on October 26, 2010.
Plot[]
Cedric, a rock star and notorious drug addict, freaks out when he runs out of drugs and his band gets stranded in Provo, Utah, a dry town, until one of his roadies suggests that he try jenkem, which is when you get high off the fumes from fermented fecal matter. When Cedric is no longer able to defecate, he finds a port-a-potty, sticks his head in, and gets high, but suffers from a brownout and loses consciousness. Because his head is still in the toilet, he asphyxiates from lack of oxygen and excess of methane gas to his hemoglobin.
Transcript[]
(British Street Death is playing, in the bus, Cedric taking drugs)
Narrator: Cedric was a rock 'n roller in dire need. His tour bus had just broke down in Provo, Utah. And he was out of drugs.
Cedric: This isn't happening...!
Narrator: If you've ever tried to score drugs in the Mormon-centric Provo, you'd know how big a problem this was.
(Baroque Death is playing, Cedric gets out of the bus, calls out his roadies)
Cedric: I'm all out of drugs here!
(One of his roadies heard that, gets close to Cedric)
Narrator: One of his roadies had a suggestion.
Cedric: Y-yeah?
Roadie: Listen, I know a way you can get high off your own ass.
Narrator: The roadie was referring to something called... Jenkem.
Jaclynn Robinson: Jenkem is a...recreational hallucinogenic drug made by fermenting raw sewage, this would include defecating into a container and sealing it and then huffing it. Hydrogen sulfide gas is produced as a result,
(Two other roadies cringe in disgust upon hearing this)
-Jaclynn Robinson: it's then inhaled which is what causes hallucinations.
-Cedric: Okay.
(Cedric accepts that suggestion, [] is playing)
Narrator: Soon enough, Cedric was rolling down his own Hershey Highway.
Cedric: (Laughs of hallucination)
(Epic Crash is playing)
Narrator: For the next few days, Cedric went on a jenkem bender.
(Cedric defecates in the bucket, hard)
Cedric: (Growls) Ah...
(Cedric opens the bucket lid, smells his own feces)
Freekshow: The high from jenkem is very uh... similar to that of, say, rush or glue or... you know, paint. And tha- what it is, is that kind of gives you a hallucinogenic, this kind of psychedelic high... I would much rather be high than to be sober. So if I didn't have a choice... then I'd do it.
(Space Funk Death is playing)
Narrator: Unfortunately for Cedric, his ass stash went dry.
Cedric: Come on...!! Give me something. Ow! Victoria station...!!! (Growls of pain) (Coughs) Come on...!
(Later, Cedric waits for one of the roadies finishes his bathroom)
Narrator: And then...
(Angelic Killing is playing, the porta-potties shine)
Narrator: A vision.
Cedric: Ah, yes...
(Cedric goes in the porta-potty)
Narrator: The motherload was standing right before him.
(Macho Sword is playing, Cedric starts smelling the feces in the bowl, feeling the hallucination)
Narrator: The tank full of fudge sludge was sending him into jenkem nirvana. One more hit and he would become one with number two.
(Cedric begins to suffocate)
Narrator: The cloud of ass gas was too much. Cedric suffered a brownout. Passed out and then went lights out.
(After Cedric dies, the lids fall onto him; Medical Malpractice Death is playing, CGI human smells the feces, but stuck in the bowl by the closed lids, the methane attaches to the blood cell, causes the heart to rot)
Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan: Jenkem and its composition includes methane gas. The...gaseous fumes prevent... hemoglobin or... blood from...accepting oxygen from the lungs. And eventually... uh, convulsions and death.
(Recap, Innocent Death is playing)
Roadie: I know a way you can get high off your own ass.
Narrator: The moral to the story?
(Cedric defecates in the bucket, hard; Cedric goes in the porta-potty, smells the feces)
Narrator: Never get high on your own supply.
(Cedric asphyxiates)
Cast & Interviewees[]
- Alex Maskell - Cedric (Lead: Intended victim)
- Phil Ursino - Roadie (Lead)
- Avihai Yaffe - Roadie (Lead) (Uncredited)
- Jaclynn Robinson - Mental Health Expert
- Freekshow - Jenkologist
- Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical Medicine and Rehab
Trivia[]
- Many people have drowned in feces:
- The mayor of Betterton, Maryland drowned in a septic tank while checking it as it was one of her duties.
- 5 people in Uzbekistan in 2005 were trying to free a person but the methane gas made them unconscious and they fell into the cesspit and drowned with the person.
- Also known as “Toilet Cleaned” on the Danish version.
- This death shares its number with Paper or Spastic.
- The actor who played as one of the roadies would later play as Reggie in Critter In The S****er.
- And also played as one of the bikers/Sonny's homie in Midnight Choker.
- This death was Runner-Up B in the "Dumbest Druggie" category in the Death By Request: Special episode.
- This death was #9 in WatchMojo's "Top 10 1000 Ways to Die Deaths."
- The second half of the doggerel references Glow Job, as in both deaths the victim breaks the cardinal rule of drug dealing ("Never get high on your own supply").
- This death takes place on the same day as Six Feet Plunder.
Segment Nicknames[]
- Poo-caine
- High on Poo-pium
- S**t Faced Rocker
- Dung han bin story
- Boweled Out (not to be confused with Way To Die #677)
Foreign Names[]
- Atracción Fecal (Fecal Attraction) - Latin American Spanish and European Spanish dubs
- Atração Fecal (Fecal Attraction) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
- Naturdüfte (Natural Scents) - German dub
- Toilet rengjort (Toilet Cleaned) - Danish dub
Gallery[]
