Way to Die #709: Football in the Groin, is the second death featured in "Dead or Alive".
Plot[]
One of the homemade football players named Ronny (parody of Reggie White) was running on the grass, when suddenly, an old man named Harry, who was very furious about people ruining his lawn. Finally. Harry has had enough, so he challenges Ronny to a showdown... and Ronny tosses his football and hits Harry in the uprights and fell down dead.
"Harry thought he couldn't stand anyone who ruined his lawn, but Ronny gave Harry... the football annihilation."
Trivia[]
- The death was based on one of those clips from The Simpsons -- A Star is Burns. In the clip, Hans Moleman (the unfotunate, short man) is hit in the groin by a football (but he survives). The clip was then done by a famous actor and won the Oscar.
- There was another death segment about football player kicks a coach in the uprights by accident. See Way to Die #497.
- This word "Groin" means the uprights. The G word is a swear word.
Pun-On Details[]
- Phrase: "Footbal in the Community Norwich"
- Words: "Groin"
Segment Nickname[]
Man Getting Hit By A Football