Way to Die #95
"Frequent Dier"
Name of the death is a pun on "frequent flyer"
Frequent Dier
"A wise man, when asked if sex was dirty, replied, 'Only when it's done right'. Darren and Bernice just chose the wrong place. Next time, get a room...not a bathroom."
Date November 2, 2006
Location Richmond, Virginia
Episode this death
was featured in
"Killing Them Softly"
"Pop and Lox"
"Poi Vey"

"Frequent Dier", Way to Die #95, is the fifth death to be featured in "Killing Them Softly", which aired on March 9, 2011.


Darren and Bernice, an exhibitionist couple on an airplane flight decide to join the mile high club after being told by the stewardess that they cannot have sex in front of the other passengers. While the couple try to get in a comfortable position in the cramped bathroom, Darren notices the seatbelt light came on. At that moment, the plane hits a pocket of turbulence and the two are thrown violently around until they die of skull fractures and a broken neck, much to the horror of the stewardess by the time she opens the door.


  • This segment is otherwise known as Mile Die Club (not to be confused with Segment #559).