Way to Die #95
"Frequent Dier"
Name of the death is a pun on "frequent flyer"
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"A wise man, when asked if sex was dirty, replied, 'Only when it's done right'. Darren and Bernice just chose the wrong place. Next time, get a room...not a bathroom."
Date November 2, 2006
Location Richmond, Virginia
Episode this death
was featured in
"Killing Them Softly"
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"Frequent Dier", Way to Die #95, is the fifth death to be featured in "Killing Them Softly", which aired on March 9, 2011.

Plot

Darren and Bernice, an exhibitionist couple on an airplane flight decide to join the mile high club after being told by the stewardess that they cannot have sex in front of the other passengers. While the couple try to get in a comfortable position in the cramped bathroom, Darren notices the seatbelt light came on. At that moment just as Darren was about to pop her in-flight cherry, the plane hits a pocket of severe turbulence. The two are thrown violently around the bathroom, as their heads slammed into the ceiling, Darren's neck shattered, and Bernice's brain rattled around her skull cavity like a punched-out boxer's. They both ultimately die instantly, much to the horror of the stewardess by the time she opens the door.

"Just as Darren was about to pop her in-flight cherry, the plane hit a pocket of severe turbulence."

Cast and Interviewees

  • Chris Connell - Darren (lead: intended victim)
  • Krystal Davis - Bernice (lead: intended victim)
  • Joel Cole - Flight Passenger (uncredited)
  • Celia Diane - Flight Attendant
  • Jean-Claude Demirdjian - Himself (Former airline pilot)

Trivia

  • This segment is otherwise known as Mile Die Club (not to be confused with Segment #559).
  • It is based on the death of 61 year old Michaele O'Neil Carnahan who died in a Delta Airlines flight.

Segment Nicknames

  • Mile Die Club (Spike TV)

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