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Way to Die #502
"Gas-Hole"
Name of the death is a pun on "gas" and "asshole"
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"Robbing a bank, bad idea. Drinking gasoline, even worse. Puking his deadly firewater into an open fire, the worst idea he ever had. One wonders if any of this ran through Cisco's dim brain while he was doing his best imitation of a marshmallow. Who cares? One less meth-dealing biker to worry about." (US Version)

"Robbing a bank, bad idea. Drinking petrol, even worse. Puking his deadly firewater into an open fire, oh, the worst idea he ever had. One wonders if any of this ran through Cisco's dim brain while he was doing his best imitation of a toasted marshmallow. Never mind." (UK Version)

"Robbing a bank was a bad idea. Drinking gasoline, much worse. Puking up his deadly fuel over a campfire was the worst idea he ever had. One wonders if something went through Cisco's unenlightened brain as he did his best imitation of a marshmallow. Who cares? One less meth-dealing biker to worry about." (Translated LAT Spanish Version)

Date May 19, 2002
Location Glacier National Park
West Glacier, Montana
Episode this death
was featured in
"Death Be Not Stupid"
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"Gas-Hole", Way to Die #502, is the first death featured in "Death Be Not Stupid", which aired on March 15, 2009.

Plot

On May 19, 2002, in West Glacier, Montana. A bank robber named Cisco hides out in the wilderness. He now has enough money to make a new meth lab. He celebrates by drinking. Unfortunately, he accidentally smashes his last bottle of bourbon on a rock, much to his anger as he throws his broken bottle onto the ground. Wanting to get drunk but having no booze left (and not willing to get caught by authorities by setting foot in a bar or liquor store), he siphons the gasoline from his motorcycle, thinking he can drink it because it contains ethanol, the form of alcohol found in almost all forms of booze. However, he is unable to keep it down, and when he vomits it back up into his campfire, he is engulfed in flames, causing him to be burnt to a crisp. Cisco should have known that gasoline doesn't just contain ethanol.

Trivia

Pun-On Phrase

Gasoline and Asshole

Segment Nickname

  • Confusing Beverages
  • Fire Vomit
  • Stroke Hangovers

Foreign names

  • Tonto que Bebe Gasolina (Fool Drinking Gasoline) - Latin American dub
  • Gas-rrafón - Spanish dub

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