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Goel Keeper is a 30th fake death, which is created at August 15th, 2013.

Plot

On October 19, 2009 in Charleston, West Virginia. An underage bratty High School gymnastic coach named Jem gets in a tinge of jealousy when the new boy, Josue, joins the team. A super gymnastic star named Jet was happy to see Josue and wants to be his friend. Josue becomes the new flyer and Jet's best friend which he dumps his old one, Jem for him. During the homecoming game, Josue was atop the gymnastic team's heal stretch formation. Jem lets Josue fall intentionally, and Jet and the other gymnastic boys come to his aide. Jem gloats at Josue. Karma. But he got in the way of the soccer field, and gets pumbled into a corpse by the soccer team as they run through it when they don't see him. He gets run over by the soccer team's shoe cleats.

Interviewees

  • Pauline Nordin - Personal Trainer
  • Dr. George Fallieras - Emergency Room Physician

Doggerel Quote

"Jem was as mean as his clothes were pleated. He lost all his cheer, and then he got...cleated."

Trivia

  • This death is more similar to Pam Caked! and Jem did got blood out of his mouth while Jet, Josue and the other gymnastic boys were scared. The girls were like "Aah!", but the boys were like "Ohhh!"
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