Way to Die #692
"Gone Fission"
Name of the death is a pun on "gone fishing" and "one vision"
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Nuclear terrorism is no joke, but little did Somad and Siraki know that they were just one burp away from becoming weapons of gas destruction.
Date November 11, 2009
Location Yemen
Episode this death
was featured in
"Sudden Death"
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"Gone Fission", Way to Die #692, is the fifth death featured in "Sudden Death," which aired on December 22, 2010.

Plot

Somad and Siraki were two wannabe terrorists who construct a plutonium nuclear bomb, which is bad news. The good news about them is that they are more of a threat to themselves than they are to the rest of the world. Before working, Siraki catches Somad with his headphones and Somad ignores him (because the song he is listening to is "Toxic" by Britney Spears, his favorite celebrity). Again Siraki tells Somad to take his headphones off and he finally does it. They finally get to work. Just as Somad was about to place the last tungsten carbide brick for a test on the plutonium core, he burped after eating a burger, which caused him to fumble the brick as it made brief contact with the core and it also exposed Somad and Siraki to a massive surge of radiation. The surge destroys their immune systems and both men are overcome with extreme nausea and become bedridden after a few hours, eventually dying of bacterial pneumonia and asphyxiation as their lungs fill with fluid within 48 hours, sending the two wannabe terrorists to Hell where they belong.

Cast and Interviewees

  • Mershad Torabi - Somad (lead: intended victim)
  • Dr. David Rainer - Radiologist

Segment Description

Description as seen on Spike TV's website

  • "An Iranian scientist working to develop weapons of mass destruction exposes himself to a lethal does of radiation when he accidentally drops a brick of tungsten onto plutonium"

Trivia

  • Also called "WWM'D" on the Spike TV website.
  • In 1945, Scientist Harry K. Daghlian, Jr. accidentally dropped a brick of tungsten carbide onto a sphere of plutonium (known as the Demon core) while working on the Manhattan Project. This caused the plutonium to come to critical; Daghlian died of radiation poisoning, becoming the first person to die in a critical accident. A year later (in 1946), Louis Slotin, who's a chemist and physicist, died of radiation poisoning after being exposed to lethal amounts of ionizing radiation from the same core, what went critical after a screwdriver he was using to separate the halves of the spherical beryllium reflector slipped. A similar incident happened in Japan in 1999, where Hisashi Ouchi, Masato Shinohara, and Yutaka Yokokawa were pouring buckets chemicals into a breeder reactor without measuring the chemicals beforehand, when they were dosed with massive amounts of radiation. Ouchi was dosed with 17 Sv, more than three times the lethal limit of radiation, and suffered a drawn-out death that lasted over three months, ultimately resulting in most of his body's internal tissues sloughing off.
  • This is the only death to take place in Yemen.
  • Also, this is the first of the only two deaths to not feature a death of a practical terrorist, but instead, it's of a wannabe terrorist, the second and final one goes to Dead Kacynski.

Segment Nicknames

  • WWM'D (Spike TV)
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