Gone Green

Way to Die #612

Gone Green

Name of the death is a pun on "Gone" and "Go Green"

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"Sharon had no scroplist. And she had no marbles. But she found that even on St. Patty's Day, it ain't easy... being green."

Information

Date

March 26, 2007

Location

Los Angeles, California

Episode this death was featured in

Locked and Low Dead

Deaths

Plot[]

Sharon was a rich girl and together with her best friend Julie they bought a lot of clothes, it was St. Patrick's Day and the girls were having a party, Sharon was going to dress in green and she showed Julie a green dress of 100 year old that cost $3000 and Sharon decided to steal it so as not to pay for it, what Sharon didn't know was that the dress was knitted with the Paris Green dye (which was currently out of use because it had copper acetoarsenite, which was used as rat poison in the Parisian sewers).

At the party Sharon started flirting with Steve, her friend Lauren's boyfriend and stole him, so Lauren took revenge on them by giving them a champagne bath and the others joined her.

The next morning was a total destruction, everyone had a terrible hangover, Sharon realized that her skin was green so she told Julie to take off the dress and she was left in her underwear, Sharon began to vomit all the greenness from the drinks she drank, the champagne bath soaked the dress, her skin turned Paris Green and her body absorbed a lethal amount of copper acetoarsenite, killing her like the rat she was and sending this thief and shameless bitch to Hell to where she belonged.

Transcript[]

Narrator: Rich girl Sharon, and her bestie Julie, just shopped until their credit cards stopped.

Narrator: The roomies were throwing a St Patty's Day bash, that night, and Sharon was going green. It was an antique dress over 100 years old, worth at least $3,000. But it won't show up on Sharon's statement.

Julie: You stole it?

Narrator: The dress was made with a vintage dye called Paris Green. It's no longer used because it contained the chemical Copper Acetoarsinite, which was also used to kill rats in Paris sewers.

Narrator: The shoplifting tart wasn't done stealing yet.

Narrator: St Patty would've been proud. Green clothes, green beer, green drinks.

Narrator: As the party raged on, Sharon made her move on Steve, her friend Lauren's boyfriend.

Narrator: The price was right, for boy-toy Steve. Lauren got some bubbly revenge, and then everyone joined in.

Narrator: The next morning; nothing but carnage. The partygoers awoke to paralyzing hangovers. Overnight, Sharon had transformed from bitch to witch.

Sharon: Get this off of me!

Narrator: And then she threw up all the green drinks she had sucked down.

Sharon: (Whimpers)

Narrator: But she wasn't just hungover. She was dying. Seems like her champagne bath the night before soaked through her dress, turning her skin Paris Green, and her body absorbed a lethal amount of Copper Acetoarsanite.

Narrator: Sharon had no scruples. And she had no morals. But she found that even on St. Patty's Day, it ain't easy... being green.

Segment Nickname[]

Pretty Poison Dress
Fashion Victim (on Spike TV website)
Cham-Pain
Dress Of The Greens

Trivia[]

In Sharon's CGI segment, she was shown wearing a Party St. Patrick's hat, though it wasn't shown in the rest of the segment.
The doggerel quote spoofs the song Kermit the Frog sings (It's not that easy bein' green).
During the quote, Steve said "Gross bitch!" as a one liner. However, it was edited out.
Originally, Sharon was suppose to vomit in a glass pitcher. But Adventure Paul broke the glass pitcher which had shut down production for 30 minutes while the crew cleaned up the broken glass and the prop was switched to a green hat.
It is based on the arsenic dress.

Gone Green

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