"Gooed Riddance", Way to Die #802, is the sixth death to be featured in "Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death", which aired on December 8, 2010.
Plot[]
A group of women who first met at summer camp when they were fourteen have a reunion for the first time in merely a decade, curious to see how their friend's lives have gone since then. Except for their love of alcohol, they were still the same young girls at heart. All of them played pillow fight, except for one obnoxious woman named Carly, who became a mean girl and wanted nothing to do with her childish friends anymore. They, then played "chubby bunny" and Carly wins just as before. However, the marshmallows melted in her mouth due to body temperature and collected in her trachea, choking her to death, sending the once nice and innocent turned mean girl to hell.
Transcript[]
(Sexathon is playing)
Slumber Party Girl #1: Ladies, welcome to my room.
Narrator: 10 years ago, when these girls were just 14, they formed a bond at summer camp. They thought would last forever. They made a solemn vow to meet 10 years later. They were curious to see how life had changed.
(Carly sits on the couch)
Slumber Party Girl #2: (To the rabbit plush) And you used to sleep with me every night, didn't you?
Narrator: The first obvious difference was their choice of refreshments.
Slumber Party Girl #1: We got the vodka, ladies!
(Slumber party girls cheer)
Narrator: In other ways they were still the same giggling group of little girls.
Slumber Party Girl #1: But first: Pillow fight!!
(James Brown Bond is playing, Slumber party girls pillow fighting, meanwhile Carly is displeased)
Narrator: They hadn't changed that much at all. Except for Carly.
(Repeat After Me is playing)
Slumber Party Girl #1: Come on, Carly, get in it!
Narrator: It seems in the last 10 years, Carly has gone from being a cute little girl to a fully mature bitch on wheels.
Carly: I cannot believe I am even here...
(Slumber party girls apply lipstick)
Carly: Yeah, it doesn't matter how much makeup you put on, 'cause I'm still gonna be hotter than you. (Giggles)
(Slumber party girls roll their eyes up)
Narrator: The other girls were beginning to regret saving Carly from drowning at camp 10 years ago.
Slumber Party Girl #2: Carly.
Carly: Yeah?
Slumber Party Girl #2: Have ever played the game "Chubby Bunny"?
Carly: Yeah, if I recall, I beat you all. (Grins)
Slumber Party Girl #2: Well, why don't we play?
Carly: Alright, let's do it!
(Orchestra Extreme for Joe is playing)
Jaclynn Robinson: Insecurity is a key component and females that act out as Mean Girls whenever they bully other girls they get this sense of control, they feel popular, they feel loved by all girls that are backing them up. So this just validates their behavior.
(Sex Mex is playing, Chubby Bunny Round 1, Carly begins)
Carly: Chubby Bunny.
Slumber Party Girl #1: Chubby Bunny.
Slumber Party Girl #3: Chubby Bunny.
Slumber Party Girl #2: Chubby Bu... Bunny!
(SPG #2 throws the marshmallow out, eliminated, Carly claps her hands, Death by Brass is playing)
Narrator: One by one they dropped out of the competition...
(SPG #3 is eliminated)
Narrator: Until, surprise...
-Slumber Party Girl #2: Go, go, go, go ,go, go, go, go, go!
-Slumber Party Girl #3: Come on! Come on, come on! You have to beat her.
Narrator: The bi[a]tch with the biggest mouth won.
(SPG #1 is eliminated, Carly overjoys of win, Demented Bells of Rhymney is playing)
Narrator: Winning gracefully was not in Carly's vocabulary. But right then, all words fail the young harpy...
(Carly's expression turns happiness to shock when she realizes..., [] is playing)
Slumber Party Girl #1: Oh my god.
(...that she chokes herself!)
Slumber Party Girl #2: Spit it out.
Slumber Party Girl #1: Carly.
Narrator: She was drowning again.
(Carly falls off the bed)
Slumber Party Girl #2: Oh my god...!
Narrator: But this time, there was nothing her friends could do about it.
(SPG #1 tries to help Carly by removing marshmallow but too late, she dies; Demonic Introduction is playing, CGI shows the marshmallows melts, choke the throat)
Dr. George Fallieras: Any airway obstruction can easily lead to asphyxiation. Unfortunately in Carly's case, her body heat melted this marshmallow right inside her trachea causing a seal and this led to an unfortunate and most likely panic to death for Carly.
(Recap, SPG pillow fighting, [] is playing)
Narrator: Somewhere along the way, Carly lost her innocence,
Carly: I cannot believe I am even here...
Narrator: and turned bitchy and mean.
Carly: Chubby Bunny.
Narrator: Life became a bitter pill that she just... couldn’t...
(Carly chokes herself with marshmallows, falls off the bed)
Slumber Party Girl #2: Oh my god...!
Narrator: swallow.
Cast and Interviewees[]
- Brittany Sisk - Carly (lead: intended victim)
- Emme Marie - Slumber Party Girl #3
- Judalina Neira - Slumber Party Girl #2
- Denise G. Sanchez - Slumber Party Girl #1
- Dr. George Fallieras - Himself (Emergency Room Physician)
Trivia[]
- On June 4, 1999, 12-year-old Catherine "Casey" Fish died after choking on four marshmallows while playing chubby bunny. The contest was scheduled for the annual Care Fair held at Hoffman Elementary School in Chicago's North Shore area. It was to be supervised, but Casey and some of her friends began playing while the teacher was momentarily away. She collapsed and was taken to Glenbrook Hospital, where she died a few hours later. Fish's parents subsequently sued the school district, with the case eventually being settled out of court. They also appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show to warn about the dangers of chubby bunny.
- On September 12, 2006, Janet Rudd, 32, from London, Ontario, Canada died in a chubby bunny competition at the Western Fair. St John Ambulance volunteers initially came to Rudd's aid prior to the arrival of paramedics from Thames EMS. The paramedics arrived with equipment including a defibrillator and suction devices, but were unable to remove the blockage in the unconscious woman's throat.
- Most recently, on October 7, 2023, 37-year-old Natalie Buss choked to death after taking part in a marshmallow-eating competition at a rugby club. She collapsed and died shortly after competing on stage at a Beddau RFC fundraising evening on October 7. At the inquest, coroner Patricia Morgan heard that the competition was to get as many marshmallows into the mouth as possible. Ms. Morgan was told that Ms. Buss appeared to be choking and CPR was carried out until paramedics arrived, but she could not be revived and died at the scene.
- Also called "Gag Reflex" on the Spike TV website.
- This is one of the five deaths that occurred on November 21, 2009. The other four are Hillary Snuffed, Mudder Sucked, Vuvu... whatever, he's dead., and Die-drant.
- This death references the famous "Chubby Bunny" game.
- Carly's death is similar to that of Nutty's death in Happy Tree Friends TV series episode, "As You Wish", Kim's death in Tenta-killed, and Mime's death in Happy Tree Friends web series episode, "Happy Trails Part 1".
Segment Nicknames[]
- Gag Reflex (Spike TV)
- Chocky Bunny
Foreign Names[]
- Justicia Divina (Divine Justice) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Tragándose sus palabras (Swallowing her words) - European Spanish dub
- Ordentlich das Maul gestopft (Properly Stuffed Mouth) - German dub
- Grude (Stick) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
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