"Gory Holed", Way to Die #826, is the second death featured in "Death – The Gift That Lasts Forever", which aired on August 22, 2011.
Bernie is an elderly man who managed to purchase a computer through money from social security checks. Bernie enters an adult chat room and poses as a 24 year old male and talks to an 18 year old blonde female (who is in reality, also another dirty old man). When Bernie asks for pictures, the dial-up modem slows the download down and makes Bernie impatient. To pass the time, Bernie impatiently bounces up and down in his swivel chair (causing a friction between the cylinder parts and the gas within, which later heats up and explodes), waiting for his porn. This causes the cylinder from the chair to rocket up and impale Bernie in his rectum, killing him from massive internal bleeding, sending the unfaithfully perverted old man to Hell as he deserves. When his wife checks in, she’s horrified and saddened to see him dead, and starts sobbing over her husband's demise.
- Pat Contri - Internet Historian
- Gary Kauffman - Engineer
- It is based on the death of a 14 year old Chinese boy from Jiaozhou, Shandong, who died the same way in 2009.
- Hoyo Sangriento (Bloody Hole) - Latin American dub.
- Schleudersitz (Ejection Seat) - German dub