Hacked Off

Way to Die #371
Hacked Off
Name of the death is a pun on "Hacked" and "Jacked Off"
"Alton was a hacker who hacked his own ticker, then a gamer took over and his ticker went quicker. The gamer groaned, but it was Alton... who got owned."
Information
Date	November 23, 2011
Location	Mill Valley, California
Episode this death was featured in	Think Globally, Die Locally
Deaths
Previous	Drone Boned Bowled Over (Production order)
Previous	Drone Boned Bowled Over (Production order)
Next	Meat Your Maker War-done (Production order)
Next	Meat Your Maker War-done (Production order)

"Hacked Off", Way to Die #371, is the sixth death to be featured in "Think Globally, Die Locally", which aired on March 19, 2012.

Plot

Alton was a yucky chungus hacker who lived in his disgusting fast food mess, Alton decided to hack his pacemaker, if you're wondering why, well, because no one had done anything like that before, he managed to hack the system and started playing with the speed of his heart rate, but Alton had no idea that by hacking his pacemaker he left himself at the mercy of any nearby wireless device, Johnny, his teenage neighbor, played his video game using his wireless video game controller and Johnny's controller got crossed with Alton's pacemaker, Johnny was unknowingly controlling Alton's pacemaker with every push of the buttons. Once Johnny stops playing the game out of frustration when he loses as he throws his controller onto the ground, Alton dies from cardiac arrest due to irregular heartbeat, sending the fat hacker to Hell.

Transcript

(A sleepy fat belly is shown, Casket Window Death is playing)

Narrator: Uh-oh... a fat slob.

Johnny: MOM, SHUT UP!!!

Narrator: Alton was a hacker who hacked his own ticker, then a gamer took over and his ticker went quicker. The gamer groaned, but it was Alton... who got owned.

Cast and Interviewees

• Kevin Beaty - Alton (Lead: Intended victim)
• David Michael Paul - Johnny (Lead)
• Steve Eagle - Himself (Hacker; Only in German version)

Foreign Names

• Malos Marcapasos (Bad Pacemakers) - Latin American Spanish dub
• Pirateado (Pirated) - European Spanish dub
• Na Batida do Coração (To the beat of the heart) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
• Herzlich gehackt (Heartily Hacked) - German dub
• Lusanindat Hacker (Worsted Hacker) - Lazoran dub

Trivia

• Also called "Hack Attack" on the Spike TV website.
• This is the latest death in date to be featured in the series, with the second latest being Hummus Among Us.
• The hacked pacemaker death was later used in Lucky Quinn's death in Watch Dogs Mission: No Turning Back.
• It does not feature any interviewees.
  • In the German version, it has an interviewee.
• The game Johnny was playing was the same game played by Garth and other players at Game Stopped.

Goofs

• When Johnny was playing his video game but you can see the controller was PlayStation with Nintendo Entertainment System cover on the buttons but if you look closely there’s an XBOX 360 so if he’s Playing it with the PlayStation controller then he should be playing the PS1 console not XBOX 360 otherwise we would’ve seen the wireless XBOX 360 controller.

Gallery

Uh oh! A fat slob!

Yeah that's right crapface!

MOM, SHUT UP!!!

Behind The Scenes