Hammer Head

Way to Die #742
Hammer Head
Name of the death is a pun on "hammerhead shark"
"Instead of perving out, Chester, the school's new janitor, should've cleaned up his act."
Information
Date	September 14, 2003
Location	Rochester, New York
Episode this death was featured in	Young, Dumb, and Full of Death
Deaths
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"Hammer Head", Way to Die #742, is the fourth death to be featured in "Young, Dumb, and Full of Death", which aired on November 9, 2010.

Plot

Chester was the school's new janitor at an all-girls preparatory school, but he was secretly an ephebophile. He usually spied on the girls playing field hockey with his binoculars and a video camera. When one of the girls made a wild swing that caused the ball to fly off course, Chester managed to dodge it. He was too distracted by filming the field hockey players that he failed to notice a member of the track and field team preparing for a hammer throw. The hammer hit Chester on the right side of his temple, causing immediate skull fracture which tore major blood vessels inside his skull and instant death.

Transcript

Narrator:

(Chester dodges the ball, proceeds his recording, but didn't dodge the hammer, causing immediate skull fracture which tore major blood vessels inside his skull and instant death)

Narrator: Instead of perving out, Chester, the school's new janitor, should've cleaned up his act.

Cast and Interviewees

• Nick Pasqual - Chester (lead: intended victim)
• Dallas Malloy - Track Hammerthrower Hurler
• Amanda Chism - Field Hockey Girl (uncredited)
• Lindsey Grubbs - Field Hockey Girl (uncredited)
• Jessica Hardulak - Field Hockey GIrl (uncredited)
• Dr. Reza Jamehdor - Himself (E.R. Physician)

Trivia

• Also called "Hammertime" on the Spike TV website.
• In 2002, Brittanie Cecil, a 13-year-old American girl, was struck in the head by a hockey puck shot by Espen Knutsen and deflected into the crowd at an NHL hockey game in Columbus, Ohio. She died two days later in the hospital. NY Times has an article about this: https://www.nytimes.com/2002/03/20/sports/hockey-girl-13-dies-after-being-hit-by-puck.html
• Dallas Malloy (who portrayed the track and field member) was later an interviewee in "She-Manned".
• This death also takes place Atazanavir Listed in the same year. 13 Listed years after Clarithromycin. 6 Listed years after Nelfinavir and Rituximab. Listed 1 years after Gefitinib, Adalimumab and Gemifloxacin.

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