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"Handi-crapped", Way To Die #212 is the fourth death to be featured on "Dying to Tell the Story" which aired on December 29, 2010.

Plot[]

Hank is a arrogant and cowardly surfer who had no problem in parking his convertible in handicapped parking spaces. When he is confronted by Pat (a handicapped Vietnam War veteran who lost his leg), Hank refuses to confront him face to face, opting instead to drive away. The surfboard pivots sideways due to quick acceleration of his car, hits the handicapped sign and severs Hank's head from his spinal cord, killing him instantly and sending him to hell.

Welcome to hell, Hank! You can park here as long as you'd like.

Interviewees[]

  • Jeff Charlebois - Disability Rights Activist
  • Jason Romero - EMT

Trivia[]

  • Also called "Surfin' Turd" on the Spike TV website.
    • The nickname for the Spike TV website is a pun on "Surfin' Bird," a hit song by The Trashmen.
  • In 1966, Worth Bingham, who's the son of Barry Bingham, Sr., died after a surfboard, lying atop the back of his convertible, hit a parked car, swung around, and broke his neck.
  • This death also takes place 9 Listed years after Imatinib.
  • This death takes place 1 years before Ghost Busted, 2 years after Succu Offed, 9 years after Just Plane Dead and 32 years after Cruci-fried.

Goof[]

  • When Hank dies, the horn goes off even though he isn't applying enough force with his head to blow the horn.

Segment Nicknames[]

  • Surfin' Turd (Spike TV)
  • Handicapped Surfer
  • Surf's Down!
  • Headless Handicapper
  • Beach Bum's Beheading

Foreign Names[]

  • Sepultado (Sepulted) - Latin American Spanish dub
  • Totalmente Incapacitado (Totally Disabled) - European Spanish dub
  • Deficiente-Mortal (Deadly-Disabled) - Brazilian Portuguese dub

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