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Way to Die #203
"Hillary Snuffed"
Name of the death is a pun on actress Hilary Duff and "Snuffed"
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"Someone once said fame is fleeting. But stupidity, eternal. Enough said."
Date November 21, 2009
Location Hollywood, California
Episode this death
was featured in
"Young, Dumb, and Full of Death"
"Reef Stew"

"Hillary Snuffed", Way to Die #203, is the second death featured in "Young, Dumb, and Full of Death", which aired on November 9, 2010.


A former reality TV star named Hilary, under the delusion that she's still famous, snorts cocaine at a party using a platinum coke straw. A man attempts to take her picture as she's snorting cocaine, and treats the privacy invasion as a paparazzi attack. She calls in her bodyguard, who snatches the camera from the man and punches him in the face. The man falls on top of Hilary as she's doing a line, and the coke straw gets lodged in her nose, puncturing her frontal lobe and causing a fatal brain hemorrhage.

"Hillary was good at pretending to be a star. When one of the party losers took her picture, she reacted as if it was a paparazzi attack. And like a true star, she called in her muscle."

Cast and Interviewees

  • Danielle Courter - Hillary (leda victim)
  • Woody Clark (Celebrity Gossip Columnist)
  • Dr. Boyd Flinders (Surgeon)


  • Hilary
  • unamed party loser (not comfiemed)


  • The fictional character is a parody/spoof of a real actress/singer named Hilary Duff.

Segment Nicknames

  • The Last Straw
  • The Final Straw (on Spike TV)
  • The Last & Final Straw

This is Hillary, who's with her platinum straw before her death.