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"Hillary Snuffed", Way to Die #203, is the second death featured in "Young, Dumb, and Full of Death", which aired on November 9, 2010.


A former reality TV star named Hilary, under the delusion that she's still famous, snorts cocaine at a party using a platinum coke straw. A man attempts to take her picture as she's snorting cocaine, and treats the privacy invasion as a paparazzi attack. She calls in her bodyguard, who snatches the camera from the man and punches him in the face. The man falls on top of Hilary as she's doing a line, and the coke straw gets lodged in her nose, puncturing her frontal lobe and causing a fatal brain hemorrhage, sending her straight to Hell where she belongs.

"Hillary was good at pretending to be a star. When one of the party losers took her picture, she reacted as if it was a paparazzi attack. And like a true star, she called in her muscle."

Cast and Interviewees

  • Danielle Courter - Hillary (leda victim)
  • Woody Clark (Celebrity Gossip Columnist)
  • Dr. Boyd Flinders (Surgeon)


  • Hilary


  • The fictional character is a parody/spoof of a real actress/singer named Hilary Duff.
  • This is one of the three deaths that occurred on November 21, 2009. The other two are Die-drant and Mudder Sucked.

Segment Nicknames

  • The Last Straw
  • The Final Straw (on Spike TV)
  • The Last & Final Straw
  • Frontal Lobed

This is Hillary, who's with her platinum straw before her death.