"Him-Paled", Way to Die #237, is the third death to be featured in "Death, The New Black", which aired on July 18, 2011.
Plot[]
A jackass pervert named Duncan uses his camera phone to get upskirt photos of women. While standing behind a woman (who is wearing a skirt with no underwear) at a street side coffee vendor, a construction worker see Duncan attempt to take a photo and advert the act, the woman freaks out, and the construction worker standing next to her goes to beat up the pervert verbally.
Meanwhile, another construction worker 8 floors up trips over a sandbag and lets go of a reinforcement bar, which falls from the sky and impales the pervert from his shoulder through his side, impaling his heart, killing him instantly, and sending him to hell as he deserves.
Transcript[]
(Trippy String Death is playing)
Narrator: There's a lot of degenerates in this world, Duncan definitely qualifies.
(Duncan kneels to fix his shoelace)
Narrator: His perv specialty: upskirting.
(While kneeling for fix his shoelace, he takes photo of upskirt with a phone)
Thomas J. Peepus: The reason why I take the upskirt photos because the internet is just not as personal, it's very impersonal, you can always see it whenever you want, and when you're...in person and you see something like that with like a cell phone camera or something, it's just a bigger thrill... you go to like a farmer's market or something like that, you can get a good shot because...people aren't really noticing anything... and maybe one out of ten girls...aren't wearing panties and you can get that shot.
(Duncan tries get another shot from a black woman on the phone, Grave Matters is playing)
Narrator: Duncan had the def touch of master upskirter.
(But the black woman walks a little, Duncan misses the chance, Wacky Call and Response is playing)
Narrator: But he wasn't always able to get his shot.
(Duncan arrives at the coffee wagon)
Narrator: On this day, a coffee wagon by a construction site, it was fertile ground. But he had yet to catch the holy grail of upskirting: the no-panties bullseye. But then a woman standing in line looked promising. Why? No pantyline.
(Duncan has now a chance to get a shot)
Narrator: Duncan was so caught up stalking his naked prey, he failed to notice the brawny construction worker.
(Duncan shots but the construction worker notices this)
Construction Worker: What the hell are you doing?!!
-Duncan: Man, I didn't do nothing.
-Woman: Oh my god!
(Construction worker argues with Duncan)
-Narrator: He was about to get a major ass-whoopin'.
-Duncan: But I didn't do anything!
Construction Worker: You's a sick bastard!
Duncan: I didn't do anything.
Construction Worker: Go to hell!
Duncan: Gimme a break, man.
Narrator: ...until fate stepped in...
Duncan: What are you talking abou-
(Duncan is stabbed by a reinforcement bar fell from the house roof)
Narrator: and took him out.
(Duncan is finally dead, see what happened on the roof before Duncan was stabbed...)
Narrator: A work crew repairing a roof, 8 floors above provided the perfect death formula. One clumsy construction worker...
(...trips over a sandbag and lets go of a reinforcement bar)
Narrator: plus one piece of rebar,
(The rebar stabs Duncan's shoulder through his side)
Narrator: and the world is minus one pervert.
(Casket Window Death is playing, CGI rebar stabs human's lung, heart)
Dr. Rob Shapiro: The rebar which fell from...30 to 40 feet... would have entered our victim at about 20 to 25 mph. Going through his left chest, it would have gone through his lung, the heart, through his diaphragm and out his side. Pretty much killing him instantly.
(Death by Bells is playing, recap of Duncan upskirting)
Narrator: Up-skirting is a low-down dirty way to get your rocks off.
Construction Worker: What the hell are you doing?!!
-Duncan: Man, I didn't do nothing.
-Woman: Oh my god!
(The construction worker trips over a sandbag and lets go of a reinforcement bar)
Narrator: Hey Duncan,
Duncan: What are you talking abou-
Narrator: this is why the internet was invented... loser!
Cast and Interviewees[]
- Ron Elliott - Duncan (Lead: Intended victim)
- Leland White - Construction Worker (Lead)
- Eboni K. Williams - Businesswoman (Lead)
- Thomas J. Peepus - Voyeur (In the Shadows)
- Dr. Rob Shapiro - Surgeon
Trivia[]
- Also called "Rubbed Out" on the Spike TV website.
- This is the fourth death in which the identity of an interviewee remains anonymous.
- This is one of 2 deaths caused by reinforcement bar. The others is F.U.v'd.
- It is based on the death of Juan Bartolomé. Unlike Duncan, he was a diver and was impaled by a harpoon instead of a reinforcement bar.
- Despite the death taking place in Philadelphia, PA, this was actually filmed in Los Angeles, CA.
- This death takes place 4 days before the show's premiere.
Segment Nicknames[]
- Rubbed Out (Spike TV)
- Good Angle
- Hard Up for Dead Up
- Up & Down Under
Foreign Names[]
- Vom Himmel hoch (From the Sky Above) - German dub
- Atravesado (Pierced) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Viga-palado [A play on "Viga" (beam or girder) and "Empalado" (Impaled)] (Beam-paled) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
- Itan ma barado (Inform of Bars) - Lazoran dub
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