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Hole 'n Done

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"Hole 'n Done", Way to Die #279, is the second death featured in "Think Globally, Die Locally", which aired on March 19, 2012.

Plot[]

Martin Manser was a frustrated old man golfer, he never managed to become a professional and ended up resigned to miniature golf championships, he faced Hazel Adkins, a sweet old woman with a big smile, the prize for the winner was $1000 and Martin was ready to put an end to Hazel to win while she offered everyone cookies, including Martin.

The championship began and Martin was having bad luck and was getting worse and worse while Hazel beat him easily and everyone cheered her on, finally Martin tried the final hole but missed, angering him and hitting Hazel the victory, Hazel was celebrated and won the trophy and the $1000 dollars, everyone left and Martin was left alone.

Humiliated, Martin furiously threw the putter against the scoreboard, but the handle broke, bounced and stuck in his chest, rupturing his aorta, he fell to the floor, his heart stopped and in 15 seconds he was dead, sending this bad loser to Hell.

Transcript[]

Cast and Interviewees[]

  • Alain Azoulay - Martin Manser (Lead: Intended victim)
  • Jennie Guard - Hazel Adkins (Lead)
  • Ted Detweiler - President, U.S. Miniature Golf Assocation

Foreign Names[]

  • Hoyo en Uno (Hole in One) - Latin American Spanish dub
  • El vivo al hoyo (Live to the Hole) - European Spanish dub
  • Direto pro Buraco (Straight to the Hole) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
  • Eingelocht (Holed In) - German dub
  • Kapilut nayin golfo kuamit mortin (Golfer's Death Is Bad Luck) - Lazoran dub

Segment Nicknames[]

  • Foreskins (Spike TV)
  • Putt-er Offed
  • Last Hole
  • Gone in One

Trivia[]

  • This death is loosely based on the real life death of 16-year-old golfer Jeremy Brenno in 1994. Jeremy had missed a shot on the sixth hole at the Kingsboro Golf Club in Gloversville, New York and struck a bench with his golf club in frustration. The shaft of the club broke, bounced back at Jeremy and pierced his heart, killing him instantly. 
  • If you look closely at the scoreboard, Martin's surname is misspelled "Manswer", probably referencing to another Spike show, "MANswers"
  • This death is also known as "Foreskins" on the Spike TV website.
  • In the German version, Ted Detweiler's interview is extended.
  • This death is almost similar to Ten-Ass Anyone?, since both deaths featured the loser being fed-up when the game is over, except the victim in this one got impaled in the chest and not in the rectum.

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