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I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)

"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 12.

Originally aired April 5, 2009.

Title reference: Popular quote from the 1999 movie The Sixth Sense. (it might also be a reference for Way to Die #302)

Note: This is the third episode not to feature the death of a female.

-- This is the Original Episode --

Water Logged

Way to Die #447

On August 12, 2007, at The Reservoir, in New River, AZ. A college student jumps from a cliff into a lake and hits the water at an angle and speed that causes water to rush into his rectum, bursting his large intestine. He passes out from massive internal bleeding and pain and drowns to his death.

Funny Boned

Way to Die #302

On January 19, 1997, at Lindsey's Pub, in Mesa, AZ. An easily amused man dies of cardiac arrest after laughing for 36 hours straight over an unknown (and unmentioned) punchline to a joke, sending him to Heaven.

Alt names - Good to the Last Laugh

Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".

Bowed Out

Way to Die #72

On November 21, 1995, at Owanda Steel Corp., in Kobe, Japan. A nervous Japanese man and his future boss bow to each other. They accidentally bump heads, which causes an unknown aneurysm inside the would-be employee's brain to rupture, killing him from a stroke.

You're So Vein

Way to Die #277

On July 5, 2007, at Statesvillee Prison, in Albuquerque, NM. An inmate being executed by lethal injection initially does not react to the chemicals that were injected, because the strap restraining his arm is acting as a tourniquet. When his restraints are undone, he confronts the witnesses. But before he can do anything, the poison takes effect, finally killing him.

Doggie Style

Way to Die #85

On April 2, 2001, at La Paz Liquor Store, in Jasper, TN. A drunken would-be shoplifter flees a convenience store with just a hot dog. He shoves the whole thing down his throat and chokes to death on it.

Heart On

Way to Die #403

On October 19, 2005, at Hillendale Ranch, in Tooele County, UT. A mentally unstable man attaches jumper cables to a cow heart he bought from a slaughterhouse and tries to use it as a sex toy. At first, he attached the cow heart to a car battery, but when it did not work for him, he tried hooking it up to a 110-volt wall socket, and he gets electrocuted.

Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".

Escape Death Segment 12

See the chart about Escaped Deaths.

Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.

JamesTherHAMPMaster 20:26, January 22, 2013 (UTC)