I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)[]
"Well, you laughed in the face of death, and now you've made it to the last show of the season. Congratulations. Here's your reward: A cliff jumper who goes down but has a problem with what goes up, a Japanese man who bows down and winds up getting some head, a death row inmate who won't stay for his own execution, and a sex-obsessed psycho who's all heart. You still laughing? Good. It's the next episode of 1000 Ways to Die." (US Version)
"You laughed in the face of death watching 1000 Ways to Die. Congratulations. Here's your reward: A cliff jumper who goes down but has a problem with what goes up, a Japanese man who bows down and winds up getting some head, a death row inmate who won't stay for his own execution, and a sex-obsessed psycho who's all heart. You still laughing? Good. It's the next episode of 1000 Ways to Die." (UK Version)
"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 12.
Originally aired April 5, 2009.
Title reference: Popular quote from the 1999 movie The Sixth Sense. (it might also be a reference for Way to Die #302)
Note: This is the third episode not to feature the death of a female.
-- This is the Original Episode --
Water Logged[]
Way to Die #447
Patrick
On August 12, 2007, at The Reservoir, in New River, AZ. A college student jumps from a cliff into a lake and hits the water at an angle and speed that causes water to rush into his rectum, bursting his large intestine. He passes out from massive internal bleeding and pain and drowns to his death.
Alt names - Butt-fully Plunge
Funny Boned[]
Way to Die #302
Chuck
On January 19, 1997, at Lindsey's Pub, in Mesa, AZ. An easily amused man dies of cardiac arrest after laughing for 36 hours straight over an unknown (and unmentioned) punchline to a joke, sending him to Heaven.
Alt names - Good to the Last Laugh
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".
"Coming up: In Japan, bowing isn't just a courtesy. It's deadly. And... Death row from the front row can scare you to death."
Bowed Out[]
Way to Die #72
Yoshi
On November 21, 1995, at Owanda Steel Corp., in Kobe, Japan. A nervous Japanese man and his future boss bow to each other. They accidentally bump heads, which causes an unknown aneurysm inside the would-be employee's brain to rupture, killing him from a stroke.
Alt names - Bow Down
You're So Vein[]
Way to Die #277
Scott Randall
On July 5, 2007, at Statesvillee Prison, in Albuquerque, NM. An inmate being executed by lethal injection initially does not react to the chemicals that were injected, because the strap restraining his arm is acting as a tourniquet. When his restraints are undone, he confronts the witnesses. But before he can do anything, the poison takes effect, finally killing him.
Alt names - Lethal Injecti-cide
"When we return: For one thief, drinking and robbing doesn't go down too well. And... An unstable pervert has a heart on... the table." (US Version)
"When we return: For one thief, drinking and robbing doesn't go down too well. And a pervert has a heart not on his sleeve, but on a table." (UK Version)
Doggie Style[]
Zack Taylor
Way to Die #85
On April 2, 2001, at La Paz Liquor Store, in Jasper, TN. A drunken would-be shoplifter flees a convenience store with just a hot dog. He shoves the whole thing down his throat and chokes to death on it.
Alt names - Eat and Run
Heart On[]
Way to Die #403
Lucas
On October 19, 2005, at Hillendale Ranch, in Tooele County, UT. A mentally unstable man attaches jumper cables to a cow heart he bought from a slaughterhouse and tries to use it as a sex toy. At first, he attached the cow heart to a car battery, but when it did not work for him, he tried hooking it up to a 110-volt wall socket, and he gets electrocuted.
Alt names - Heartless Horny
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".
"Up next: A deadly cobra sends a bite victim down a dark hole." (Escaped Death 13)
Escape Death Segments 12 & 13[]
See the chart about Escaped Deaths.
(The first escaped death is not aired in US)
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.