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Way to Die #503
Name of the death is a pun on "imploded"
"Darnell and Anita were hard criminals who love to crack. Too bad, because this time their habit didn't just kill them, it crushed."
Date July 27, 2009
Location Baltimore, Maryland
Episode this death
was featured in
"Death Puts On a Dunce Cap"

"Implo-dead", Way to Die #503, is the seventh death to be featured in "Death Puts On a Dunce Cap", which aired on November 2, 2010.


Homicidal crack addicts Darnell and Anita are a duo of wanted criminals due to a string of murders and robberies they committed to feed their addiction. In order to evade the law, they use one of the secluded rooms of an old abandoned building as their hideout and drug den, where they lived for five days.

One day, unknown to them, the building was scheduled for demolition. Darnell and Anita hide in a shadowy corner in silence when they hear the calls and footsteps of a construction worker making a final check to ensure no person was inside the building.

”But this time, they We are about to experience more of a rush than they ever imagined”

As soon as the construction worker finished his round, the two resume their celebration. However, the crews activate the dynamite, at which point the falling building crushes them to death, sending the homicidal crack addicts pair to the hell that those two deserved.

Cast and Interviewees

  • Courtney Stewart - Anita (lead: intended victim)
  • Eric Watson - Darnell (lead: intended victim)
  • Rick Hahn - Himself (Retired FBI Agent and Explosives Expert)
  • Dr. Pavel Bindra - Himself (Cardiac Electrophysiologist)


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    This is the First Death To Occur in Maryland.