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BACKGROUND VOICE:WHEN YOU MIX ANGER & COLD BLOOD WHAT DO YOU GET?,THIS VILLIAN

TUCKTOM:HEY DO YOURSELF A FAVOR & DO YOUR CHORES OR I'LL SET YOU ON FIRE!

BACKGROUND:TUCKTOM WAS AN AGRO COACH WITH A VERY BIG HABIT OF BEING EVIL TO HIS STUDENTS.,MARTY WAS A SHOW OFF WHO LIKED TO SHOW OFF AS BY FAMILY WHICH SHE DID JUST TO PISS OFF TUCK TOM BECAUSE SHE WINS EVERY RACE HE INSULTS HER EVERY NOW & THEN

MARTY:THAT'S HOW YOUR SUPPOSED TO RUN FAST LIKE A CHEETAH

TUCKTOM;MARTY GO DO YOUR SHOWOFFS AT A DIFFERENT BEACH YOU'RE BEING A DICK

BACKGROUND VOICE:1 DAY WHILE TUCKTOM & HIS BOSS WERE HAVING A DISCUSSION MARTY HAD A NEW DANCE TO SHOW HER FELLOW STUDENTS

MARTY:YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHAT I DID MYSELF*TAP DANCES THEN TWIRLS 8 TIMES/THEY CLAP*

TUCKTOM:SERIOUSLY CAN'T YOU DO SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT?,WATCH ME

BACKGROUND VOICE:TUCKTOM WAS GONNA SHOW THIS SHOWOFF HOW IT'S REALLY DONR*TUCKTOM SHAKES THEN JUMPS 4 TIMES THEN SPINS TWICE*

STUDENTS:BRAVO

BACKGROUND VOICE:THEN HE WIGGLES HIS FEET IN VICTORY WHILE IN THE SURFACE WHAT HE DISN'T KNOW WIGGLY FEET ARE SHARK BAIT & HE WAS ABOUT TO HAVE HIS 1ST PERIOD

NEVAEH:I WANNA SAY THE REASON A SHARK ATTACKS YOU WHEN YOU WAVE YOUR FEET IS BECAUSE THEY TAKE IT AS A THREAT

BACKGROUND VOICE:IT'S A THREAT ONLY ID YOU'RE STUPID ENOUGH TO DO THE LEG WIGGLE IN AN ANTI-SHARK HOUSEHOLD

TUCKTOM:NOW CLASS DON'T PANIC I'M JUST COACHING YOU IT'S MY JOBS*THE SCREAMS IN PAIN AS BLOOD RISES TO THE SURFACE*

BACKGROUND VOICE:BY THE TIME TUCKTOM HIT THE SHORE IT WAS TOO LATE HE WAS SHARK BAIT THAT WAS RAW TO THE JAWS

MARTY:WELL WELL LOOK AT THAT TUCKTOM IS SHARK BAIT TO THE DEVIL HA HA HA HA.,SEE HOW YOU LIKE BEING INSULTED TUCKTOM

JULES SYLVESTER:WHEN THE SHARK BIT THE COACH'S PENIS OFF HE MOST LIKELY LOST BLOOD & DIED FROM SHOCK

BACKGROUND VOICE;TUCKTOM WAS A COACH WITH AN AGRO HORRID ANTAGONISTIC HEART & SOUL BUT IN THE END WE COULD SAY HE GOT BEACHED FROM HIS FIRST PERIOD

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