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Way to Die #309
Name of the death is a pun on "jabroni (a term for "jobber" coined by Dwayne Johnson)" and "blown".
"Sal was crude, cruel, and brainless. His moronic death was hardly tragic. It was fortunate, for the rest of us."
Date June 2, 2006
Location West Deptford, New Jersey
Episode this death
was featured in
"Death, The New Black"
"Cleane-Dead Solution"
"Cult Evaded"

"Jablowni", Way To Die #309, is the fourth death to be featured in "Death, The New Black", which aired on July 18, 2011.


An arrogant twenty-something bodybuilder named Sal orders his beleaguered girlfriend to inflate a pool raft. After she gets fed up and dumps him, he inflates the raft with flammable tire sealant and throws it in the pool. Once he climbs in, he claims himself a "Freakin' Genius" and lowers his arm and the cigarette makes contact with the raft and it explodes due to the ashes popping the raft and igniting the tire sealant. The explosion was so intense it ends up cracking his skull and causing brain hemorrhage.

Cast and Interviewees

  • Justin Rigoli (as Justin Salas) - Sal (lead:intended victim)
  • Kristin Ways - Mandy/Sal's girlfriend (lead)
  • Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon


  • Also called "Rafted" on the Spike TV website.

Segment Nicknames

  • Rafted (Spike TV)

Foreign names

  • Tod im Gummiboot (Death in a rubber boat) - German dub
  • Tanto Soprou que Caiu (Blew so much that fell) - Brazilian dub