"Jablowni", Way To Die #309, is the fourth death to be featured in "Death, The New Black", which aired on July 18, 2011.
Plot[]
Sal was an arrogant and stupid "Jabroni" who was obsessed with his muscular body, he even shaved it all.
When he didn't exercise he mistreated his girlfriend Mandy, Mandy was an extremely beleaguered and extremely stupid girl, she let Sal treat her like if she was his dog, he flirted with her girlfriends and she obeyed what he told her to do, Sal told Mandy to inflate a pool raft to float in the pool, Mandy tried but it was useless so Sal he did it himself, if you're wondering how to deal with a Jabroni, sit back and watch it kick its own butt.
Sal used tire sealant to inflate the raft without taking into account that the sealant was highly flammable, Sal lay down and started smoking in the pool and declared himself a "Freakin' Genius" when he put the cigarette on the raft and burned a hole into the raft and it explodes, sending a massive wave through the pool, due to the ashes igniting the tire sealant, the explosion was so intense it ends up cracking his skull and causing brain hemorrhage, killing him and sending this brainless dude to Hell where he belonged, leaving Mandy and her girlfriends horrified to see his corpse floating in the pool.
Narrator: Sal was crude, cruel, and brainless. His moronic death was hardly tragic. It was fortunate, for the rest of us.
Transcript[]
Narrator: Oh... that's why.
(Recap, Epic Rock Piece is playing)
Narrator: Sal was crude, cruel, and brainless. His moronic death was hardly tragic.
Sal: What can I say? I’m a freakin' genius. (Explosion)
Narrator: It was fortunate for the rest of us.
Cast and Interviewees[]
- Justin Rigoli (as Justin Salas) - Sal (lead: intended victim)
- Kristin Ways - Mandy (lead)
- Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon
Trivia/Goofs[]
- Also called "Rafted" on the Spike TV website.
- The CGI reenactment explain how are the explosion launch the dead Sal with its lethal force.
- This is one of 3 deaths where in the introcard, instead of the usual state code, (if a death is in the United States), the full state name is used, the other 2 are Butt F***ed and Suffer-cated.
- Continuity: Before Sal dies, he rests his cigarette on the raft causing the explosion. However, the CGI reenactment shows the tip of the cigarette falling onto the raft, causing the explosion.
- This death takes place a day before Clay Achin', Ironically, both have the victim die in an explosion.
Segment Nicknames[]
- Rafted (Spike TV)
- Blown Bro
Foreign Names[]
- Tod im Gummiboot (Death in a Rubber Boat) - German dub
- ¡A Volar! (Fly Away!) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Tanto Soprou que Caiu (Huffed and Puffed and Blew Himself Down) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
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