"Jelly Belly-ed", Way to Die #389, is the fifth death to be featured in "Cure for the Common Death, Part II", which aired on December 15, 2010.
Plot[]
A pretty girl in a bikini was dying and no one seemed to care, but the thing was, it was her damn fault.
Shirley was part of a group of students from United States who were on a tour of Australia, by the time they got to the beach everyone was fed up with Shirley and her stupid behavior, maybe she was misbehaving because they had rejected her when she was a stuttering, acne-ridden imbecile, she flirted with the other girls' boyfriends and had her own version of "Cry wolf", she started screaming "SHARK!", the others ran to help and then Shirley revealed that she was kidding, which made everyone upset.
Then Shirley went into the water, submerged herself, and accidentally swallowed... an Irukandji jellyfish, she began to drown and came to the surface.
Jules Sylvester: The Irukandji jellyfish, that's an impressive little beast. The toxin is basically neurotoxin. That means it basically affects the nervous system or the nerves. Therefore, pain is incredible. It's just, zap.
When Shirley made it to the shore, she collapsed and everyone ignored her thinking she was just being stupid again, by the time the others decided to see what was happening to her, the slut was dead, sending this stupid bitch to the Hell where she belonged, where she would never bother anyone again.
Jules Sylvester: When the young lady swallowed the jellyfish, it would've instantly stung her in the throat all the way down to the stomach. Um, what would have happened, of course, everything would have started swelling. That would have filled her lungs up with fluid, her throat would have swelled up, and she would have croaked, like, within 10 to 15 minutes.
Narrator: Instead of being obnoxious and screaming (SHARK!), Shirley should have kept her big mouth shut!
Transcript[]
Narrator: This pretty girl in a bikini is dying, and nobody seems to care.
Shirley: (coughs)
Narrator: But the thing about it is, it's her own damn fault.
(Flashback to earlier in the day)
Narrator: Shirley was part of a group of American students on a tour of Australia. By the time they hit the beach part of the trip, they were all sick of Shirley and her moronic behavior. Maybe she was acting out from being shunned earlier in her life when she was a pimple-faced, stuttering dork. She would cut in on other girls guys and had her own version of "Cry wolf".
Shirley: SHARK! SHARK! SHARK! SHARK! I'm just kidding! Just kidding!
Narrator: Then she took a dip, and accidentally swallowed... an Irukandji jellyfish.
Jules Sylvester: The Irukandji jellyfish, that's an impressive little beast. The toxin is basically neurotoxin. That means it basically affects the nervous system or the nerves. Therefore, pain is incredible. It's just, zap.
Narrator: By the time Shirley staggered back up on land, she was going down in the land down under.
(CGI recreation of the Irukandji zapping the esophageal walls, causing it to swell up and become incredibly damaged.)
Jules Sylvester: When the young lady swallowed the jellyfish, it would've instantly stung her in the throat all the way down to the stomach. Um, what would have happened, of course, everything would have started swelling. That would have filled her lungs up with fluid, her throat would have swelled up, and she would have croaked, like, within 10 to 15 minutes.
Epic Rock Piece plays
Narrator: Instead of being obnoxious and screaming...
Shirley: SHARK!
Narrator: Shirley should have kept her big mouth shut!
Interviewees[]
- Jules Sylvester - Wildlife Expert
Segment Description[]
Description as seen on the Spike TV website
- "A hot beach partier dies of Irukandji syndrome after a deadly jellyfish sting."
Trivia[]
- Also called "Swallow Wallows" on the Spike TV website.
- This is similar to the novel "The Boy Who Cried Wolf".
- This is the first and only death that takes place in Australia.
- The phrase, "It's her own damn fault", would be reused as the name of another death.
- This death takes place on a same day as Critter In The S****er
Foreign Names[]
- Empacho de Medusa (Jellyfish Filling) – Latin American Spanish dub
- Por bocazas (For being a Loudmouth) - European Spanish dub
- Agua-Viva-Morta [A play on Água-Viva (Literally "living water" and the Portuguese word for "jellyfish"] (Dead Jellyfish) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
Segment Nicknames[]
- Swallow Wallows (Spike TV)
- The Girl Who Cried Shark
- Jelly Fished
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