"Jersey Gore", Way to Die #523, is the second death to be featured in "Hurry Up and Die", which aired on October 26, 2010.
Plot[]
If New Jersey was a state of mind, it would be a loud, rude, hateful state, say hello to Nicky, also known as "The Predicament", he liked to work on his 1985 Chevrolet Camaro with the music ear-splitting loud, his neighbor came out to politely ask him to turn down the volume but Nicky told her that she would like it, with his faux gold chain hanging above the running fan belt, or chain smoking next to an exposed gasoline, The Predicament, was disaster waiting to happen.
Alfred Delgado: It's better let a...professional handle uh... car repair, car customizing, something that simple as swapping out of rims and tires... somebody uses an aniquite jack to elevate it, they get underneath the car, jackivzaw... uh, nobody else around, car comes down, crushes him to death.
Nicky had less than a week to prepare her car for the summer at the Jersey Shore, the neighbor came out again and yelled at Nicky that she asked him nicely to turn down the volume and decided to call the police, but Nicky's music was so loud that he couldn't hear it nor did he hear the street sweeper approaching, Nicky got out from under his car and the momentum of his dolly carried him directly into the path of the sweeper's brushes, causing him to go from predicament, to predictably dead while he screamed and the neighbor was horrified.
Vito La Morte: A street sweeper's main inside rooms... consist of thousands harsh wire brushes, designed to sweep and feed trash material into a powerful magnet. Nicky's body... would've been... shredded into mulch and sucked into the bag of the 3.6 cubic yard hopper.
Killing him and sending this crude rude dude to Hell where he belonged.
Narrator: Nicky was one crude rude dude. It was high time that fate stepped in and gave him...the brush-off.
Transcript[]
(Mafia Death is playing)
Narrator: If New Jersey was a state of mind, that state would be loud, flewed and obnoxious.
Dog: (Barks)
Narrator: Say hello to Nicky. A.K.A. "The Predicament".
(Nicky turns the car on, plays the music out loud and revs the car)
Narrator: He liked to work on his car, with the music ear-splitting loud.
Female Neighbor: Nicky! Can you please turn the music down?
Nicky: You know you want this, baby.
(Death by Brass is playing, Nicky works on his car, despite he might deserve to die, he escaped death twice:)
Narrator: With his fake gold chain hanging over the spinning fan belt, or chain smoking next to an exposed gasoline. The Predicament, was disaster waiting to happen.
([] is playing)
Alfred Delgado: It's better let a...professional handle uh... car repair, car customizing, something that simple as swapping out of rims and tires... somebody uses an aniquite jack to elevate it, they get underneath the car, jackivzaw... uh, nobody else around, car comes down, crushes him to death.
Narrator: Nicky had less than a week to get his ride ready for a summer down on a Jersey Shore.
Female Neighbor: NICKY!! I asked you NICELY to turn that music down. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to call the cops!
Narrator: Nicky was about to learn first hand why they call it... "Death Metal".
Nicky: Oh, really?
Female Neighbor: Yeah.
(Season 1 deathcard theme is playing, Nicky rolls out from under his car on his dolly & landing right in the spinning wire bristles of a street sweeper)
Female Neighbor: (Gasps)
Nicky: (Screams for help)
Female Neighbor: Ah...!
(Replay of the street sweeper, [] is playing)
Narrator: Nicky's music was so loud that he didn't hear the approaching street sweeper. The momentum of his dolly sent him right into the path of the sweeper's brushes.
-Nicky: (Screams for help)
-Narrator: And his...situation, went from predicament, to predictably dead.
(Technological Nuances is playing, CGI human gets brushed aggressively by the bristles, flayed and tore up the muscles & body, the bristles then shred the human to mulch, then being sucked into the 3.6 cubic yard hopper. Coupled with the wheels that crushed the skull)
Vito La Morte: A street sweeper's main inside rooms... consist of thousands harsh wire brushes, designed to sweep and feed trash material into a powerful magnet. Nicky's body... would've been... shredded into mulch and sucked into the bag of the 3.6 cubic yard hopper.
(Recap of Nicky plays his music out loud)
Narrator: Nicky was one crude rude dude.
(Innocent Death is playing, fast)
Nicky: You know you want this, baby.
Narrator: It was high time that fate stepped in and gave him...
(Nicky rolls out from under his car on his dolly & landing right in the spinning wire bristles of a street sweeper)
Nicky: (Screams for help)
Narrator: the brush-off.
Cast and Interviewees[]
- Jason Rosell - Nicky "The Predicament" (lead: intended victim)
- Carmen Perez - Angry Neighbor (lead)
- Alfred Delgado - Himself (Car Customizer)
- Vito La Morte - Himself (Waste Management Consultant, who was also interviewed for Re-Formed)
Trivia[]
- The nickname of Nicky is a parody of Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, one of the main characters of the reality TV show "Jersey Shore". Predicament and situation are also both synonyms of each other.
- This death takes place exactly 52 years after Bad Hair Day and 6 years after Mail Order Fried.
- This death could've had alternate endings like (Furdered, Homie's Dead, and Offed the Hook). In this death, the other 2 deaths could've been a necklace that got into the engine fan blade and a cigarette that could trigger an explosion.
- This death is slightly similar to DWI: Dying While Intoxicated, where the victim died because she got into the underside of a lawnmower and her body was shredded there.
- This death had the lowest amount of bodily remains of every other death in the show if you don't count the disintegrating by explosion or compacting deaths.
Segment Nicknames[]
- Clean Sweep
- Loudmouth Laid Low
- Predic-A-Crush
- Swept Away
Foreign Names[]
- Escobas Asesinas (Killer Brooms) - Latin American Spanish dub
- En Plan Gore (In a Gore Plan) - European Spanish dub
- Varrido (Swept Away) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
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