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Way to Die #413
"Just Plane Dead"
Name of the death is a pun on "airplane" and the phrase "just plain dead"
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"John used to punch holes through the clouds until he got so drunk...he punched himself...out."
Date July 19, 2001
Location San Pedro, California
Episode this death
was featured in
"You're Dead! LOL!"
"Gang Banged"

"Just Plane Dead", Way to Die #413, is the fourth death featured in "You're Dead! LOL!", which aired on February 10, 2010.


A former pilot and current public nuisance named John Watson flies an RC glider. He keeps riding it into other people and keeps messing around with them. He eventually flies it into the direction of the sun, losing view of it. Since he is so drunk, he does not notice it comes back behind him, which impales him through his chest, killing him within seconds and putting his disturbingly drunken antics to a high and painful end.


  • Gregg Davidson - RC Glider Flyer
  • Jason Romero - EMT


This is likely based on the death of a man named Roger Wallace of Tucson, Arizona. Obituary