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"Just Plane Dead", Way to Die #413, is the fourth death featured in "You're Dead! LOL!", which aired on February 10, 2010.


A former pilot and current public nuisance named John Watson flies an RC glider. He keeps riding it into other people and keeps messing around with them. He eventually flies it into the direction of the sun, losing view of it. Since he is so drunk, he does not notice it comes back behind him, which impales him through his chest, killing him within seconds and putting his disturbingly drunken antics to a high and painful end.


  • Gregg Davidson - RC Glider Flyer
  • Jason Romero - EMT


  • This is likely based on the death of a man named Roger Wallace of Tucson, Arizona. Obituary
  • This is the first death where the CGI format is different from the actual death. It is stated in the CGI format that John's heart was impaled while the actual death shows that it impaled him near his stomach. The actual death also shows that the glider broke in half after impalement while the CGI format does not.