"Keester Sunday", Way to Die #360, is the third death featured in "Death Certificates", which aired on July 15, 2012.
Plot[]
It was a bad day for the Peterson brothers named Jake and Josh, they had been stopped by a police officer who suspected they were carrying drug, that day they were carrying more than 100 grams of high quality Peruvian cocaine which they hid in Jake's rectum and that cop was willing to use the long arm of the law... to find it, he showed them a glove he was wearing and told them that he would put it on to look for the drugs inside them.
The cop locked Jake and Josh in his armored police car and proceeded to search the brothers' car, the brothers were upset and knew that getting caught with the cocaine in the butt was a bad option, while the cop searched the car, the brothers got to work, Jake pulled down his pants and told Josh to take the drug out of his ass with his teeth, Josh refused but Jake told him to do it which he finally agreed to, it was horrible and time was running out, but Josh finally managed to get the balloon loaded with drug out, it was too big to swallow but they needed to destroy the evidence.
They burst the balloon and the cocaine fell on them so they began to lick it from their chests, legs, faces and crotches, but the high amount of cocaine they ingested caused an excess of stimulation, Jake and Josh began to laugh like a hyenas, which caught the attention of the cop so he went to check, the blood could not enter and leave the heart properly, the heart could not regulate and both died of a fulminating heart attack, sending them to hell, when the cop arrived and opened the door he found the brothers dead which shocked him in horror and asked what happened.
Narrator: Jake and Josh played hide and go seek with the killer bag of cocaine. But when it came time to ditch the goods, the brothers took a licking... and then stopped ticking.
Transcript[]
Jake: Listen, you're my little brother! Put your mouth up my ass, and get that coke out!
Narrator: When it comes to coke, enough is never enough. Until... it's too much.
Cop: What the hell?!
Narrator: Jake and Josh played hide and go seek with the killer bag of cocaine. But when it came time to ditch the goods, the brothers took a licking...and then stopped ticking.
Interviewees[]
- Christian Harris - Drug Investigator (Only in German version)
- David Svoboda - EMT
- Josiah Black - Josh Peterson (lead; intended victim)
- Clark Mitchell Long - Police Officer (lead)
Alternative Name[]
- Also known as "Keester-Concealed" on Spike TV's website.
Segment Description[]
Description as seen on the Spike TV website.
- "Two drug-dealing gangbangers die when they try to conceal evidence by eating an ounce of cocaine stuffed up one brother’s ass in the back of a police cruiser."
Trivia[]
- The interviewees featured in this segment also include the EMT paramedic named David Svoboda, who was later interviewed again in Polly Want To Crack Your Spine?
- According to IMDb, Josiah Black passed away on June 15, 2020, at the age of 32.
- Jake and Josh are possible plays on Drake and Josh, who coincidentally also had an episode where they had to do things handcuffed.
- Joshua Brown died in a similar way.
Goofs[]
- Continuity: When the cop opens the truck's back door to bring out the brothers, he opens the right-hand side, but the POV shot shows the left-hand side being open.
Foreign Names[]
- Verschnupft (Sniffed) - German dub
- Engaño Peligroso (Dangerous Deception) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Domingo del Culo (Ass Sunday / Sunday to the Ass) - European Spanish dub
- Lambida Fraternal (Brotherly Lick) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
Segment Nicknames[]
- Keester-Concealed (Spike TV)
- Drake and Josh: The Lost Episode
- Deadly Deception
- Sunday to the Butt
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