|Way to Die #249|
|"Kill Bill & Billie"|
|Name of the death is a pun on the movie "Kill Bill"|
|"Their relationship was built on a bedrock of deception and mistrust. Bill and Billie cheated, lied...and finally died... together."|
|Date||May 12, 2010|
|Episode this death
was featured in
"Kill Bill & Billie", Way to Die #249, is the fourth death featured in "Death Certificates", which aired on July 15, 2012.
"I hate you!" - Bill and Billie arguing
They say love and marriage is an institute you can't disparage, but in this show, sometimes it is! Bill and Billie are a married couple, both of whom which are livid with each other, who have marital problems after Bill suspects Billie of cheating on him and Billie suspects Bill of cheating on her. Bill calls a hitman, ordering him to kill Billie and her lover if the hitman does catch her cheating. Ironically enough, Bill is also cheating on Billie, hiring prostitutes three times a week. Bill decides to up the ante by hiring a fourth prostitute, which turns out to be Billie.
"Bill, meet Billie: your hooker, your wife..."
Upon realizing that they were both right about them cheating on each other all along, they get into yet another argument. While they argue, the hitman comes in and does a standard tap head execution, shooting them both in the head, killing them both instantly. The hitman didn't know that the man he killed was the same man who had organized the hitman in the first place. Oops. Oh well, circle of life.
The hitman then leaves them both for dead as the cheating couple are now ironically together forever... in hell.
Needless to say, Bill and Billie should never have married each other, or should have filed for divorce.
Cast and Interviewees
- Carl Van Meter - Bill (lead: intended victim)
- Layla Davis - Billie (lead: intended victim)
- Dr. Boyd Flinders - Himself (Surgeon)
- This segment is otherwise known as Honeymoon Killers.
- Bill's grey convertible is a 2009 Mitsubishi Eclipse GT Spyder in disguise.