Killdo

Way to Die #674
"Killdo"
Name of the death is a pun on "kill" and "dildo"
"There will be no happy ending to this veggie tale." (U.S. Version) "I'm afraid there will be no happy ending to this vegetable based wanking story. If in doubt, leave it out." (U.K. Version)
Date	January 31, 2004
Location	Jennifer's Pad Roanoke, Virginia
Episode this death was featured in	"Unforced Errors"
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"Killdo", Way to Die #674, is the sixth death to be featured in "Unforced Errors", which aired on February 8, 2009.

Plot

A nymphomaniac named Jennifer (Kimberly Laferriere) goes to a market to buy groceries. She notices a sexy stock boy in the vegetable section spraying the vegetables and becomes attracted to him, but cannot invite him over for sex since she had plans with her friends. Back at her pad, when she unpacks everything, she holds a carrot and thinks about the man back at the market. She is thinking about having sex with it and thinking it's a man's penis. In other words, she has the idea to use the carrot as her sex toy. Unfortunately, she peeled her carrot poorly, so a rough edge on the carrot slices her vaginal wall, and it created an air bubble inside her body. The air bubble went inside the heart, and Jennifer couldn't breathe. She dropped the carrot and died.

Interviewees

• Alana Evans - Porn Star
• Dr. Daniel Eisenberg - Cardiologist

Trivia

• This death appears to be based on an urban legend where a co-ed died when she masturbated with a broom.

Segment Nickname

• Cursed Carrot
• Carrot Caked
• Veggie Vegged

Foreign names

• Masturbación Fatal (Fatal Masturbation) - Latin American dub
• Vibranator (Play word for "Vibrador" and "Terminator") - Spanish dub
• Volle Möhre ins Jenseits (Full throttle into the afterlife) - German dub

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