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BACKGROUND VOICE:THOSE OF YOU WHO LOVE THE MOVIE A BUG'S LIFE YOU'RE PROBABLY A BUG FREAK LIKE MARIA SHE LIVES IN A HOUSE IN THE MARYLAND MEADOW SHE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THE UNICORNS LIKE SHE DID ALL THE BUGS

MARIA (MEAR-EE-UH):HELLO MY BABIES

JULES SYLVESTER:I WATCHED BUG SHOWS & MOVIES FOR FUN AS WELL BUT I KNOW FOR TRUTH THAT THEY AREN'T REAL.,FOR THE GUEST INTERVIEWEES MY QUESTION IS DO YOU THINK THEY'RE REAL?

NEVAEH:IN TRUTH THESE SHOWS & MOVIES WE WATCH ON BUGS ARE ALL REAL ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY HAVE THEW ABILITY TO TALK

DEDE:I DON'T THINK THEY'RE REAL AT ALL

BILLY:I READ STUFF SELDOM UNLIKE BAYA & THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS I BELIEVE FOR EXAMPLE SOME SAY THAT GREEK GODS & GODDESSES ARE REAL & I DON'T BELIEVE THEM CAUSE LIKE I SAID UNLIKE MY GRANDAUGHTER I NREAD STUFF SELDOM

BACKGROUND VOICE:MARIA ISN'T THE ONLY 1 WHO WATCHES BUGGY STUFF SHE SHARES THEM WITH HER PET LADYBIRD HER NAME IS ROJO SHE WAS RECENTLY SEPARATED FROM HER FAMILY UNTIL MARIA TOOK IN KINDNESS OF HER CARE SHE WAS NAMES BY HER PARENTS DAVID & KELLETTE SHE ALSO HAD BROTHERS A SISTER AN AUNT & UNCLE & THERE'S HER GRANDPARENTS DAVE & TULIP

NEVAEH:I 1ST SAW A LADYBIRD WHEN I WAS YOUNG & PLAYING ON MY LITTLE OUTDOOR PLAYGROUND I DON'T TRUST LADYBIRD'S TO BE AROUND MY MUM CAUSE SHE HAS ASTHMA & SHE COULD'VE BEEN BITTEN BY LADYBIRDS IN ORDER TO GET IT

BACKGROUND VOICE:MARIA DIDN'T KNOW IT BUT SHE WAS 1 OF THOSE CRITTERS WITH ALLERGIES TO LADYBIRD BITES THEN THE DOORBELL RANG SHE GOT A BIG SURPRISE TO MEET ROJO'S RELATIVES SHE DECIDED TO HAVE THEM AS PETS AS WELL

COYOTE PETERSON:I WAS BORN TO BE AMMUNED TO DEADLY & NON-DEADLY ANIMALS BUT I ALWAYS CARRY AN ALLERGY GUN IN CASE I MAY BE ALLERGIC TO THEM

BACKGROUND VOICE:THEN IT WAS TIME TO WATCH A BUG'S LIFE MARIA DIDN'T EVEN EAT ALL HER POPCORN BY HERSELF HER LITTLE PETS ATE IT AS WELL BUT SHE WANTED THE FAN ON BUT WHEN THE HANDMADE BEE FRAME ACCIDENTALLY FELL ON THE LADYBIRDS YA KNOW THEY GOT BEETLEJUICE ON MARIA*THEY BITE MARIA AS SHE SHOUTS IN PAIN*AFTER SEVERAL DAYS OF CONSTANTLY BLOWING HER NOSE MARIA DEVELOPED BREATHING PROBLEMS & COLLAPSED LIKE A DEAD ANT

STEVEN BURSTEIN:WHEN THE LADYBIRD BITE INFECTED HER SHE HAD ASTHMA & BREATHING PROBLEMS & DIED WITHIN MANY MINUTES MANY HRS & MANY SECONDS

BACKGROUND VOICE:MARIA WAS A SPOTTY RETARD WHO LIVED IN A BUGGY UNIVERSE IN THE END SHE WAS HER PETS WORST ENEMY

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