Way to Die #399
Name of the death is a pun on "lactose" and "toasted"
Gordon flashed the wrong mommies, and wound up... lac-toasted
Date August 15, 2006
Location Waterloo, Iowa
Episode this death
was featured in
"Death, The Final Frontier"

"Way to Die #399: Lac-toasted, is the sixth death featured in "Death, The Final Frontier", which aired July 15, 2012.


On August 15, 2006, in Waterloo, IA. A flasher named Gordon harasses a group of mothers feeding their babies in the park, and drinks two of the baby bottles. The mothers—who are revealed to be members of an underground fight club called "M.I.L.F" ["Moms I'd Like To Fight"] -- are incensed and beats up Gordon. Gordon survives the beatdown but dies. How come? You may think it's the excessive amounts of force after getting pummelled by the mothers, but it's not what killed Gordon. He died from a fatal allergic reaction to peanuts (the breast milk he drank earlier came from a mother who had been eating peanuts before nursing her child).

"Gordon flashed the wrong mommies, and wound up... lac-toasted."



  • The word "Flasher" and the name "Gordon" are a pun-on character "Flash Gordon".
  • This death's location is the same as Fore Head.

Segment Nickname

  • Bobby Slammed
  • Got Monstrous Milk
  • Milked
  • Flash Sex

Foreign names

  • Desmadrado (Beaten up) - Latin American dub.
  • Mamifero Pervertido (Pervert Mammal) - Spanish dub.
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