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"Lac-toasted", Way to Die #399, is the sixth death featured in "Death, The Final Frontier", which aired July 15, 2012.


A flasher named Gordon harasses a group of mothers feeding their babies in the park, and drinks two of the baby bottles. The mothers—who are revealed to be members of an underground fight club called "M.I.L.F" ["Moms I'd Like To Fight"] -- are incensed and beats up Gordon. Gordon survives the beatdown, but still dies. Unbeknownst to him, the breast milk he drank earlier came from a mother who had been eating peanuts before nursing her child. He suffered a fatal allergic reaction and died within minutes from a lack of oxygen and sending him straight to hell, thus putting an end to his wiener-waving days for good.

"Gordon tries to pull himself together, when suddenly...his weiner-waving days are over."


  • Dr. Boyd Flinders (Surgeon)
  • Raul Drelikoff - Gordon (lead: intended victim)
  • Ariel X. - Fighter Mom 1
  • Olivia Bellafontaine - Fighter Mom 2
  • Nicole Oring - Fighter Mom 3


  • The word "Flasher" and the name "Gordon" are a pun-on character "Flash Gordon".
  • This death's location is the same as Fore Head.
  • This is the final death in the series to be interviewed by Dr. Boyd Flinders.
  • The German version doesn't state the year of the segment for some reason.
  • This is the last death with a hyphen in it's name.
  • The narrator says the name of the death similar to Bowed Out.
  • This is the final segment that features the death of a bad person.

Segment Nickname

  • Bobby Slammed (Spike TV)
  • Got Monstrous Milk
  • Milked
  • Flash Sex

Foreign names

  • Desmadrado (Beaten up) - Latin American dub
  • Mamifero Pervertido (Pervert Mammal) - Spanish dub
  • Schockschwerenuss! (Shock-heavy nut!) - German dub