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Lac-toasted

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"Lac-toasted", Way to Die #399, is the sixth death featured in "Death, The Final Frontier", which aired July 15, 2012.

Plot[]

Gordon was an exhibitionist who ambushed three young mothers who were taking a walk with a baby, the mothers were scared and threw bottles of breast milk at him, which was like candy for that sick guy, what Gordon didn't know was that the mothers had eaten peanuts and the milk had traces, the pervert was terribly allergic to peanuts and by having his milk feast he sealed his own fate.

Finally the mothers got tired and gave Gordon what he deserved, the mothers were part of MILF ["Moms I'd Like To Fight"] and they attacked Gordon, beating him to a pulp.

After giving him what he deserved, the mothers returned with their babies and left, Gordon managed to survive the beating and tried to get up, but then the peanut proteins in the milk caused him to go into anaphylactic shock in which the cells released histamine that compressed the airways into the lungs, which dilated the veins and stopped blood flow to the heart, killing him and sending him to Hell.

Transcript[]

Narrator: Gordon tries to pull himself together, when suddenly...his weiner-waving days are over.

Narrator: Gordon flashed the wrong mommies, and wound up... lac-toasted.

Cast & Interviewees[]

  • Raul Drelikoff - Gordon (lead: intended victim)
  • Ariel X. - Fighter Mom 1
  • Olivia Bellafontaine - Fighter Mom 2
  • Nicole Oring - Fighter Mom 3
  • Dr. Boyd Flinders - (Surgeon)

Goofs[]

  • When It Take Place In 2006, A 2008 Ford Escape Is Seen In A Parking Lot, This Is The Last Error That Modern Day Vehicle In The Existing.

Trivia[]

  • The word "Flasher" and the name "Gordon" are a pun-on character "Flash Gordon".
  • This death's location is the same as Fore Head.
  • This is the final death in the series to feature commentary by Dr. Boyd Flinders.
  • The German version doesn't state the year of the segment for some reason.
  • This is the last death with a hyphen in its name.
  • The narrator says the name of the death similar to Tumble Die, Frightmare and Bowed Out.
  • This death takes place a day before Homie's Dead
  • This is the final segment that features the death of a bad person.
  • This is the last segment airing with 300's (#300-#399).
  • Those Baby bottles drinks were edible to drink, but some of crew members drank it all.

Segment Nickname[]

  • Bobby Slammed (Spike TV)
  • Got Monstrous Milk
  • Milked
  • Flash Sex

Foreign names[]

  • Desmadrado (Beaten up) - Latin American dub
  • Mamifero Pervertido (Pervert Mammal) - Spanish dub
  • Leite Tostado (Toasted Milk) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
  • Schocksc hwerenuss! (Shock-heavy nut!) - German dub

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