Way to Die #412
Name of the death is a pun on "lesbian" and "boned"
"Real estate is a tricky business. One minute the prices are going down, and the next thing you know.. they're sky high."
Date June 9, 2008
Location Parker Strip, Arizona
Episode this death
was featured in
"Hurry Up and Die"
"Hair Today, Dead Tomorrow"
"Goon Interrupted"

"Lesboned", Way to Die #412, is the fourth death featured in "Hurry Up and Die", which aired on October 26, 2010.


This is the story of Jasmine and Janine. Jasmine is a bisexual real estate agent notorious for having sex with her clients. At that point, she meets and seduces Janine; she was wealthy and prospective customer and also, a lesbian. After a tour of the house, pool, and eventually the laundry room, they strip and have sex on top of the dryer. Jasmine and Janine's movements cause its improperly-connected fuel line to come loose and unhook, causing the room to fill with highly-flammable natural gas. Janine noticed the smell, but it was too late. When the water heater turns on, it ignites the gas and sets off an explosion that kills both women instantly.

Cast and Interviewees

  • Angela Relucio - Jasmine (lead: intended victim)
  • Amanda Bailey - Janine (lead: intended victim)
  • Dr. Ava Cadell - Sex Therapist


  • The date for this death is June 9, 2008, or 6/9 (69)
  • This is the fifth death to have the number 412.

Foreign names

  • compra explosiva (explosive buy) - Brazilian dub

Segment Nicknames

  • Burning Loins (Spike TV website; now Paramount Network website)
  • Lazy Laundromat
  • Ja-Died
  • Laundromat Lesbian


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