Life Will Kill You[]
Constriction Accident[]
Milos of sand and dies from crush asphyxia.
Unforced Errors[]
Gasketballed[]
Jack and Sally climbs into a giant helium-filled basketball. Although they enjoy it at first, they begin to find it difficult to breathe in it after a while. Realizing that they need to get out, they try to, but cannot because they are unable to find the zipper to open it. They eventually suffocate to death due to the lack of oxygen.
Dumbrella[]
Boristo swallow an umbrella. However, the release button is accidentally hit in the process and the umbrella is lodged in his esophagus. This closes off his trachea and causes internal bleeding and choking, killing him.
Death Over Easy[]
Midnight Choker[]
Sonny Hughes tries to repeat the trick with the larger diameter cue ball, but the increased size prevents the ball from passing back up his throat, choking him.
Dead and Deader[]
Trailer Trashed[]
Chuck attempts to unclog his new RV's toilet with bleach since other attempts to unclog it are unsuccessful. The bleach reacts with the sewage to form chlorine gas, which suffocates him.
Domin-a-Dead[]
who makes Sam wear a latex suit and a ball gag as she ispunishing him by whipping him with a riding crop. The man soon has an allergic reaction to the latex suit (which he was unaware he had), and to his bad luck, his cries of distress were muffled by the ball gag and the dominatrix thought he was groaning from pleasure, not pain. The allergy only gets worse, and the man dies from a fatal anaphylactic shock.
Death Gets Busy[]
Choke-A-Lot[]
Carl and Lenny play by throwing cocoa powder at each other in a confined room. The powder impairs the powder in their burned lungs and they suffocate to death.
The Lighter Side of Death[]
Dung For[]
A load of manure is dumped on Daisy, suffocating and crushing him.
Weed Whacked[]
Two stoners run out of marijuana, so they look for other things to light up. They unwittingly decide on North America's most toxic plant: poison sumac and are killed from flash pulmonary edema caused by its irritating urushiol fumes.
The Good, The Bad, and the Dead[]
Fin-Ished[]
Kathy catches a fish for the first time and, as she pulls it from the water, it flies through the air and lodges in her throat. The design of the fish's scales prevents her from pulling it out and she chokes to death.
Death Be Not Stupid[]
Pained Gun[]
When the gun malfunctions, one of the boys shoots the canister of CO2 at 200 mph into the larynx of Mickey, which breaks his neck and kills him.
Cure for the Common Death, Part I[]
Oz Holed[]
Taylor and Conrad obsessed with rock legend Ozzy Osbourne snort fire ants in celebration of Ozzfest, believing an urban legend that Osbourne had supposedly done the same with fellow rocker Nikki Sixx. The ants immediately latch onto their nasal passages and trachea and proceed to bite and sting them repeatedly, causing swelling and eventual suffocation.Gratefully Dead
Death: A User's Manual[]
Blown Job[]
When Fred Garfield stops short in front of the party, a canister of CO2 rolls up against his seat, inflating a giant balloon while he is still in the car. He is too drunk to sense the danger until it is too late, and dies when the balloon presses him against the windshield and he suffocates him.
I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)[]
Doggie Style[]
Zack Taylor shoves the whole thing down his throat and chokes to death on it.
Death On Arrival[]
Deadliest Munch[]
Sasha begins eating the G-string, but it snaps and then she chokes to death on it.
Death Bites![]
Ass Phyxiated[]
Ray Roberts meets an extremely overweight woman, seduces her and manages to get her to have sex with him. She passes out on top of the man after climaxing and suffocates him.
Putting a Happy Face on Death[]
Chucked Up[]
Cynthia is acting out a bondage fantasy with her husband through a live webcam when a burglar breaks into the house and begins stealing things. Cynthia's mouth is duct-taped and she is handcuffed to her chair, so she cannot escape, stop the burglar, or scream for help. After taking her laptop, he leans over her face to thank her for making his job easy before running off with her things. Smelling the thief's extremely bad breath, she vomits, but the duct tape prevents it from exiting her mouth. Instead, it goes down her windpipe into her lungs and she dies from drowning.
Vegged Out[]
Patty steps on the blade of a hoe. This forces the hoe's stick upwards and it hits the zucchini, which lodges in the gardener's throat and chokes her to death.
Bringing in the Dead[]
Belly'd Up[]
Natasha wraps a scarf around her neck and throws the tail end of it into the air, where it catches on a moving ceiling fan and strangles her.
Dead Heat[]
A woman is cooking for her new boyfriend and forces Brett to smell some exotic, imported spices, not knowing that he has asthma. The asthmatic's inhaler soon runs out of medicine, and Brett dies of a massive asthma attack.
Gratefully Dead[]
Dead Weight[]
Pete bet with his workout partner that he can lift a 350 pound I-beam he found at a construction site, but ends up dropping it on his chest after losing his grip, crushing his windpipe.
Cult Evaded[]
A teenaged girl who has been in foster homes for most of her life is taken in by an extremely devout Christian couple. On her first day living with them, they are immediately convinced that she is possessed by the Devil because of her tattoos, piercings, dark make-up, and interest in the Goth subculture (including having a boyfriend who is Goth), so they and two friends from their church try to exorcise her by tying her to the ground inside an enclosed tent and burning a large amount of coal and incense to rid her of the alleged demons inside her. As the coal and incense create more smoke inside the tent, everyone (except for her, who was so low to the ground that she had a layer of fresh air above her) drops dead from carbon monoxide inhalation. She then unties herself and happily heads off to the mall, unfazed over their deaths.
Come On, Get Deathy[]
The Chokes On You[]
Gene Peterson dates an abusive lover who wants him to make money. He tries to practice for a musical stand-up comedy act, but he is not funny. After testing his hackneyed jokes numerous times in front of his bored lover, she finally gets fed up and hits him in the face with her purse, causing his harmonica to go down his throat and choke him to death while his girlfriend laughs, thinking his choking is part of his own act.
Grateful Bed[]
Joey who is about to be evicted evades his incredibly angry landlord by hiding behind his Murphy bed. After the landlord leaves, he finds that he is stuck behind the bed and no one can hear his screams for help due to him soundproofing his apartment with empty egg cartons and he eventually suffocates.
Booty Trapped[]
A greedy woman named Brandy married to an elderly millionaire to locks herself in a secret room in order to play around in the money she skimmed from his accounts after her husband refuses to raise her allowance due to the current recession. While swimming in her ill-gotten gains one day, a small earthquake rocks the room, causing the heavy money bags to knock her unconscious and suffocate her to death.
Death Watch[]
Pussy Whipped[]
Peter who has a hatred of and an allergy to cats grudgingly agrees to look after his girlfriend's cat while she is away. He drinks heavily to pass the time and dull the frustration of his girlfriend giving more attention to her cat than him, getting ever more embittered and intoxicated. He then tries to kick the cat, but the rug he is standing on slides and he hits his head on a fireplace base. As he loses consciousness, the man rolls over and lands face-first in the cat's water dish and drowns from breathing in the water.
Waking Up Dead[]
Mile Die Club[]
The atmospheric temperature drops as the plane rises, and Nigel eventually dies of hypothermia and asphyxia.
You're Dead! LOL![]
Exhaustdead[]
Mark drives to the restaurant where the woman is meeting the other man and plans to pelt them with his paintball gun. He backs his car against a pile of trash, which blocks the exhaust pipe. The exhaust comes out through the air conditioning vents, and he eventually dies when high levels of carbon monoxide fill his car and poison him.
Dead to Rights[]
Wrin-Killed[]
A purse snatcher attempts to steal an elderly woman's purse. The woman, however, has 30 years of experience in Taekwondo, and beats him severely before crushing his windpipe as impressed passers-by watch in amusement.
Dead on Dead[]
Snakey Breaky Neck[]
A spoiled rich man named Preston vacations in the Brazilian jungle with a tour guide. Ignoring his tour guide's warnings, he lies down for a nap, and wakes up to find tarantulas crawling all over his body. In horror, he runs out of his tent and leans against a tree. A boa constrictor then wraps around his neck, strangling and suffocating him to death.
Putting A Smiley Face On Death[]
Gas Holed[]
On the day of the operation, the Dr. Butera's cauterizer ignites the woman's flatulence (due to a chili dog she ate), creating a fireball which travels through the doctor's windpipe and incinerates his lungs.
Back Stabbed[]
A few months later, when the king returns, he catches his brother in bed with his wife and sentences Mort to die by the blood eagle, in which the victim is stabbed in the back and his lungs are pulled out of his body, causing the victim's lungs to deflate from lack of pressure and the victim to suffocate.
Stupid is as Stupid Dies[]
Mudder Sucked[]
At the end of the week, the pledges are instructed to build a mud wrestling pit for a charity event, but as the pledge master continues to harass them, one of the pledges gets fed up and attacks her. The pledge master proves to be the superior fighter, with the other pledges having to drag their defeated friend out of the pit. But as the pledge master is celebrating her victory, she begins to fall into the sinkhole that was beneath the ring the pledges were building and is sucked into the ground, eventually dying of suffocation from the tons of dirt and mud pressing on her chest.
Offed the Hook[]
Hal Tripping in a ditch and performing an accidental tracheotomy after swallowing his own meat hook.
Fatal Distractions[]
Crib Your Enthusiasm[]
Barnaby shakes the crib with enough force to unlock the gate, which falls and severs the man's vertebrae, causing him to die of asphyxiation.
The End is Weird[]
Vom-Ate-Dead[]
Suki Stuck by vomiting, suffocated in the trachea and died.
Hang Dunked[]
Rodney White necklace gets caught in the net and he is hung to death.
Hurry Up and Die[]
Fecal Attraction[]
Cedric asphyxiates from lack of oxygen and excess of methane gas to his hemoglobin.
Death Puts On a Dunce Cap[]
Tenta-killed[]
Kim eats his own, only for the baby octopus' suction cups to attach itself to Kim's trachea, causing him to choke to death.
Young, Dumb, and Full of Death[]
Board Stiff[]
Brandon board goes over a rock, and he falls face first down a staircase into some wet cement. The impact of the fall knocks him unconscious. While unconscious, he inhales the wet cement into his trachea, suffocating him.
