Life Will Kill You[]
Semi-cide[]
Frank Soriani, got run over and cut in half by an 18-wheeler semi-truck, whose driver didn't see him, lying on the ground, while working on his Ford F-350 for a broken muffler. Because of this, he screams in pain and lies back against his truck. Frank's upper body and legs were accidentally sent to two separate hospitals and Soriani died after three and a half hours of being cut in half.
Unforced Errors[]
Chippin Dale[]
Dale foot gets stuck in the machine and his entire body is shredded to pieces.
Death On Arrival[]
Forked-Up[]
Bernie gexposed the intestines when it came apart.
Putting a Happy Face on Death[]
Rub-A-Dubbed Out[]
After the man was stabbed in the head by a high-pressure water gun Explode.
Bringing in the Dead[]
D. U. Die[]
Larry Beheaded by a mailbox.
Death On A Stick[]
Mine Over Splatter[]
Soldiers The three all dodge the bullet in the gun they use for the game and feel so invincible that they stomp the ground, which sets off an underground land mine left over from the Vietnam War that was buried underneath their shack. The explosion demolishes the shack and leaves nothing but a severed head from one of the men.
Putting A Smiley Face On Death[]
Road Killed[]
Morning Glory decapitated by a bumper of a speeding truck.
Stupid is as Stupid Dies[]
Tongue Tied[]
Mike and Jade play a game in which two of them kiss while in adjacent moving cars. The couple's tongue piercings get tangled in each other, and they are decapitated by a forklift traveling between the cars.
Dead Wrongs[]
D-Parted[]
the blade launches away to Jolene's abdomen, splitting Jolene in half.
Fatal Distractions[]
Golden Die-angle[]
fence ironically decapitates Ting, killing him instantly.
The End is Weird[]
Bot-ily Harm[]
Alex and after he falls to the ground, it lacerates deeply into his abdomen, killing him from excessive loss of blood.
Dying to Tell the Story[]
Trucked Up[]
When he activated the remote starter, the truck lurched forward, popped out of gear, knocked him on the ground and then crushed Todd s skull with the tires.
Getting A Rise From The Dead[]
Double-O-Severed[]
He bleeds to death when the fan blades sever Marks legs.
Grave Errors[]
Odds Are You're Dead[]
Tony confronts a scissor lift operator over a debt. When operator refuses to come down, the shark cuts the hydraulic brake to the scissor lift. The lift comes crashing down on the Tony and decapitates him.
Better Them Than Us[]
Straight To DVDead[]
when he fires the gun, it explodes due to an excessive amount of gunpowder, blowing his hand off and sending shrapnel into Jims femoral artery, and he is killed from blood loss.
Dead Before They Know It[]
Miss-ur Head[]
Nicholas Davilliers is beheaded by a guillotine.
That's "Mister Death" To You[]
Withdrawn[]
Since the wireless key and the bomb's detonator were set to the same frequency, the Nick's head explodes.
Death Be a Lady Tonight[]
Half-Offed[]
the cable slices Ted in half
Today's Special: Death[]
DWI: Dying While Intoxicated[]
Jessica hits a rock and falls off the mower. Too stunned and drunk to react in time, the mower runs the woman down, shredding her in seconds.
Eat, Pray, Die[]
Skid Marked[]
the SUV comes around and runs over the Nicks legs and breaks them. The SUV comes around and crushing his head.
Death – The Gift That Lasts Forever[]
Blast Call[]
Ned unknowingly had a pack of blasting caps and a stick of dynamite in his back pocket, the force of which caused the explosion.
Dirt Nap[]
Ex'd Ex[]
Morgan falls to the ground, and the wheels crush his lungs and intestines, causing his death from being run over, bisecting him in the process.
Crying Over Spilled Blood[]
Mexi-can't[]
Dan car to rip the window bars out. He hooks a steel cable from his bumper to the bars and drives forward, but the cable snaps and decapitates him.
Death, The Final Frontier[]
Pain Saw[]
Hank to get the attention of his attractive neighbor by tying a rope to his chainsaw and swinging it over his head. The rope gets tangled and pulls the chainsaw into his neck, partially beheading him, but bleeding him out enough to die of shock.