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"M-R-Ouch!", Way to Die #485, is the first death to be featured in "Up With Death", which aired on December 16, 2009.

Plot[]

Chelsea was a beautiful nurse at a local hospital in Peoria, at midnight she was sorting out paperwork and getting ready for the next day, this was her favorite time, just her and the stillness of the empty clinic.

But then Chelsea heard glass breaking and knew that she was not alone, Chelsea began to check, wondering if there was anyone and upon entering a room she found Ned, a desperate drug addict with a gun and Ned told Chelsea to shut up, that moment was difficult, but Chelsea didn't have to be scared, she was a former Army nurse and she had been in the line of fire, Ned told her to give him the medications to use them as drugs and Chelsea gave him the keys to look for them.

The brave nurse told him where to look, Ned grabbed painkillers to calm down and Chelsea was more than happy since she could knock him out, as soon as the first hit of narcotics took effect, Ned turned his attention to Chelsea, he tried to rape her, he put her against the tomograph and threatened her, fortunately, Chelsea knew what to do, Ned was high on the drug and Chelsea just needed a little more time for him to fall, Chelsea put her combat training into action.

She started flirting and took off her dress, leaving herself in her underwear, she knew that the tomograph had an electromagnetic force 5 times stronger than a junk magnet, then Chelsea turned on the tomograph and the electromagnetic force took the gun away from Ned, but then something happened that surprised even Chelsea, the gun was not the only thing attracted to the tomograph, it also attracted Ned, he was flawed, he had a steel plate in his head, he was too drugged to resist the electromagnetic force and flew towards the tomograph, hitting his head which caused swelling, hemorrhage and brain death.

Sending this bad guy to Hell, by the way, if he had not had the metal plate in his head Chelsea could have taken care of him too, she was cold as a cucumber and her body was hot as a jalapeno.

Transcript[]

The Transcript is Currently Unfinished.

Narrator: Turns out our drug addict was damaged goods.

Narrator: This could have had a much different ending, but Chelsea was cool as a cucumber... with a hot jalapeno body.

Cast and Interviewees[]

  • Joni Kempner - Nurse Chelsea (lead)
  • Dan Wells - Ned/Drug addict (lead: intended victim)
  • Dr. Alex Yufik - Clinical/Forensic Pyschologist
  • Dr. Leslie Kobayashi - Trauma Surgeon

Trivia[]

  • In 2001, Michael Colombini, who was American boy from Croton-on-Hudson, New York, was struck and killed at Westchester Regional Medical Centre, by an oxygen tank when it was pulled into the magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) machine while he underwent a test. He had begun to experience breathing difficulties while in the MRI and when an anesthesiologist brought a portable oxygen canister into the magnetic field, it was pulled from his hands and struck the boy in the head but this death due to reasons was portrayed by a desperate drug addict instead of an innocent 6-year old boy.
  • This is one of the deaths where the victim was unnamed but according to IMDB, the victim is named Ned.

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Foreign names[]

  • Tomografiado (Tomographed) - Latin American Spanish dub
  • Por atracción fatal (By fatal attraction) - Spanish dub
  • Lobotomografia (Lobotomography) - Polish voice-over