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"Mary Lou Rectum", Way to Die #755, is the second death to be featured in "The One About Dumb People Dying", which aired on February 8, 2011.

Plot

Andrea, who was a very bitter gymnast who lost her chances at being an Olympic star, and her beleaguered partner, Sally, practice in the gym for a Las Vegas show. After belittling Sally on her trampoline skills, Andrea, who said "Watch me because this is how you do it!"... and then attempts to dismount off the trampoline herself with a backflip. Unfortunately, she lands on top of one of the supports for the parallel bars (which was left out by a worker trying to fix the bars; he told them it needs a few minutes to be ready but Andrea wouldn't listen) between her rectum and vaginal opening and fatally impales herself, and she dies, leaving Sally terrified.

"Andrea wasn't about to let anyone come between her and her goals. It was Vegas or bust. When they hit the trampoline, Andrea launched into a full-bored PMS bitch-a-thon...and then, she stuck her landing."

Trivia

  • This is the first death in season 4 to feature a death of a female.
  • This is the first death that set in 2010s.
  • This video in Latin America YouTube Famous user "1000 Maneras de morir en español" Means 1000 Ways To Die In Spanish got a 1.4 millon views on this year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hq4-DGfxzg "WARNING: GORE"
  • This death is most likely a spinoff or a reference to Final Destination 5 when Candice died while practicing for acrobatics the same way Andrea was. However, both deaths are different.

Cast & Interviewees

  • Jennifer Thompson - Andrea (lead:intended victim)
  • Christianne Sainz - Sally (lead)
  • Aimee Zanonni - Former Gymnast
  • Dr. Michael Kurtz - Medical Practitioner

Alternative Name

  • Lady and the Trampoline (Spike TV website)

Foreign names

  • El Recto de Mary Lou (Mary Lou's Rectum) - Latin American dub
  • Mary Lou Recto - Spanish dub
  • Dame und das Trampolin (Lady and the Trampoline) - German dub

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