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"Mary Lou Rectum", Way to Die #755, is the second death to be featured in "The One About Dumb People Dying", which aired on February 8, 2011.

Plot[]

Andrea, a very bitter gymnast who lost her chance at being an Olympic star, and her beleaguered partner, Sally, practice in the gym for a Las Vegas show. After belittling Sally for her trampoline skills, Andrea says her final words, "Watch me because this is how you do it." And then, Andrea attempts to dismount off the trampoline herself with a backflip. Unfortunately for her and fortunately for Sally and all of us tired of her bitch-a-thon BS, Andrea lands on top of one of the supports for the parallel bars (which was left out by a worker trying to fix the bars; he told them it needs a few minutes to be ready but Andrea wouldn't listen) between her rectum and vaginal opening and fatally impales herself, and she dies, leaving Sally screaming in horror over her death.

Transcript[]

(Recap, [] is playing)

Narrator: Andrea was a bitter gymnast who took out her frustrations at her friend.

Andrea: Why don’t you actually try this time?

Narrator: If Sally was a little meaner...

Andrea: This is how you do it!

Narrator: …she would have told her friend Andrea...

(Andrea lands on the bar and dies, Sally screams)

Narrator: …to "STICK IT UP YOUR RECTOUTERINE POUCH, BITCH!

Trivia[]

  • This is the first death in season 4 to feature a death of a female.
  • This is the first death that set in 2010s.
  • This video in Latin America YouTube Famous user "1000 Maneras de morir en español" Means 1000 Ways To Die In Spanish got a 1.4 million views on this year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hq4-DGfxzg "WARNING: GORE"
  • In addition, Rookie Raceway's upload of this segment on YouTube earned 1.1 million views as of typing. Making it the most viewed segment of 1000 Ways To Die on his channel. (Please note The Paramount Network have blocked all 1000 ways to die reuploads)
  • This death is mostlikely spinoff likely a spinoff or a reference to Final Destination 5 when Candice died while practicing for acrobatics the same way Andrea was. However, both deaths are different.
  • Andrea's death is similar to that of Toothy's injury in Happy Tree Friends web series episode: "Brake the Cycle", Bernie's death in Gory Holed, and Handy's death in Happy Tree Friends web series episode: "Too Much Scream Time".

Cast & Interviewees[]

  • Jennifer Thompson - Andrea (lead:intended victim)
  • Christianne Sainz - Sally (lead)
  • Aimee Zanonni - Former Gymnast
  • Dr. Michael Kurtz - Medical Practitioner

Alternative Name[]

  • Lady and the Trampoline (Spike TV website)

Foreign names[]

  • El Recto de Mary Lou (Mary Lou's Rectum) - Latin American Spanish dub
  • Mary Lou Recto - Spanish dub
  • Dame und das Trampolin (Lady and the Trampoline) - German dub

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