"Me So Hornet", Way to Die #199, is the fourth death to be featured in "Unforced Errors", which aired on February 8, 2009.
Plot[]
Meet J.T., he wants to be drinking with his buddy, not doing garden work. But he would always stop drinking when he sees the sexy Trixie, his wife. Blonde hair, pink shirt and blue shorts make her look sexy, and so does her butt. Problem is, J.T. needs to shoot out the hornet's nest which was hiding in their garden.
J.T. needs to have sex with Trixie who has loved him, so he decides to get rid of the hornet's nest. A rake is the only weapon. He fails, but he lives in Texas. As they say, "If you fail, hit the gun rack". J.T. decides to use it. His paintball gun.
The hornet's nest comes off. Good news - the hornet nest is off, so J.T. can have sex with Trixie. Bad news - the hornets attack him. And even worse news - he doesn't know that he has a fatal allergy to hornet stings. He quickly goes into anaphylactic shock. Anaphylactic shock (or anaphylaxis) dilates his blood pressure and swells his airway to the throat and lungs - breathing then became impossible. Eventually, a now-widowed Trixie screams upon seeing her now deceased husband who is now in Heaven.
Transcript[]
(Grits & Gravy is playing)
Narrator: Like most guys in Texas, J.T. would rather be on drinking with his buddies than doing the yardwork.
(Trixie hides behind the tree to see how J.T. is doing)
Narrator: But he was no match for his smoking hot wife, Trixie.
(J.T. sees Trixie approaching, hangs up the phone)
J.T.: Oh, I gotta go! Oh, Trixie, ma'am! Taking a bottle break heres off.
(Industrial Dead is playing, Trixie dances sexually)
Trixie: Do you like what you had last night?
J.T.: Hell yeah, I did...
Trixie: Are you horny for this right here?
(Trixie twerks for J.T.)
J.T.: Yeah, baby, I'm horny for some of that.
Trixie: Alright. Put your sing your way and get rid of that hornet's nest now. Deal with it.
J.T.: You're my queen!
([] is playing)
Narrator: Threatening to turn off the Mickey nuzzle was more than J.T. could bear. It was time to go to war.
(J.T. tries to hit the hornet's nest with the rake)
J.T.: ...Doing my business... Come on! Come on!!
Steven Kutcher: There're few hundred hornets in this nest, you have to understand that insects do an important job than nature whether they're harmful to us because... we make the mistake to disturbing their nest or being in a place that they wanna be...
J.T.: Come on!
Narrator: J.T. was striking out with the hornet. But this was Texas.
J.T.: Come on!
Narrator: When all those fails,
J.T.: Dammit!
Narrator: hit the gun rack.
(Later, J.T. comes back with the paintball gun, Industrial Dead is playing)
Narrator: Being more of a suburban cowboy, J.T. came back out of the clutching his weapon of choice: a paintball gun.
J.T.: Alright. You think you can come play me and see me horny humping my wife? Well, eat paint buggo!
(J.T. shoots the hornet's nest, mission accomplished)
J.T.: Yeah!! Oh! Yeah! Who's the man? Who's the- Oh, f**k!
(The hornets now attack J.T. for their nest)
Narrator: J.T. should've thought first and shot later.
(CG bee stings the human's arm, injects venom)
Narrator: When threatened, hornets mobilize their entire nest to sting in defense. The first hornet in sprays him with a long pheromone. The other hornet used the center of the pheromone, to zero in on their target.
J.T.: Ow! Ow! Aah! Oh, no!
Narrator: J.T. didn't know a lot about anything. Including himself. For example, he had no idea he was allergic to bee venom. He had a severe reaction called anaphylaxis.
(J.T. falls, dies)
Narrator: And collapsed.
([] is playing)
Narrator: Covered with a weld from 100 hornet stings. What this means is,
(CGI tonsils inflate, blocks the airway)
Narrator: his blood vessels dilated causing a drop and blood pressure. The airway to his throat and lungs became swollen, making breathing impossible.
(Trixie gets back, Waiting for a New Brain is playing)
Narrator: He quickly went to shock and never recovered.
Trixie: (Screams)
Narrator: J.T. died a noble gunman,
Trixie: Baby?
Narrator: fighting for the booty rights for his Texas maiden.
-Trixie: Baby?
-Narrator: Happy trails, cowboy.
Cast & Interviewees[]
- Steven Kutcher - Entomologist
- Austin Bowerman - J.T. (Lead: Intended victim) (Uncredited)
- Courtney Best - Trixie (Lead)
Trivia[]
- There is another segment about an American tourist who gets killed by Asian giant hornets with multiple stings. See "Way to Die #213".
- If one reads J.T.'s lips, he says "Oh, F**k!" before the hornets sting him. This is the second time in the episode where the victim curses before dying. The first time is in Chippin Dale.
- It is based on allergy deaths to wasps.
- It is the first death where there are 3 words in the segment name.
- Courtney Best, who portrayed Trixie, also played the Hooker in Butt Plugged.
- Goof: At the final cut with Trixie, we can see J.T.'s eyelid blinking even his eyes are closed.
Segment Nicknames[]
- Hornet Venom Attack
- Love Bugged (Not to be confused with Love Bugged segment)
- Stinging Beauty
- Wasp Attack!
Foreign Names[]
- Avispa Fatal (Fatal Wasp) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Avispazado (Wasped) - Mexican Spanish dub
- ¡Que avispado! [Wordplay on "Avispa" and "Avispado (Clever)"] - European Spanish dub
- Sein Letzter Stich (His Last Sting) - German dub
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