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"Meat Your Maker", Way to Die #372, is the fourth death featured in "Tweets From the Dead", which aired March 26, 2012.


Two unrelated thieves named Ramirez and Marco attempt to loot a meat truck. Marco gets in the back to loot the meat, but is locked in by the driver. Ramirez hijacks the truck, unaware that another thief is in the back. When he is tipped off to the cops, he makes a getaway on the truck, swerving constantly. While swerving, Marco in the back is rattled around until he gets impaled in the throat by a meat hook causing his death from massive hemorrhaging. As soon as Ramirez is arrested after pulling over the truck, the police officer opens the rear portion of the truck, only to discover Marco's bloody corpse, much to the horror of the officer and Ramirez.

"It turns out Ramirez was right; nothing in the back... but dead meat."


  • Adrian Bustamente - Insurance Specialist ( Only in German version).
  • Dr. Jeffrey Lake - Colorectal Surgeon


  • Also called "Hooked On A Feeling" on the Spike TV website.
  • In the CGI, the USDA meat stamp is seen on his forehead.
  • This is the death that has the Third shortest doggerel quote, the shortest one being Way to Die #753, and the second shortest being Way to Die #112

Segment Nicknames

  • Hooked On A Feeling (Spike TV)

Foreign names

  • Carne Fresca (Fresh Meat) - Latin American dub
  • Gut abgehangen (Suspended well) - German dub
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