Way to Die #305
"Moving Violation"
Name of the death is a pun on "moving violation"
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"Dickie and Donnie were movers with larceny in their veins. They robbed their clients blind, but then Donnie forgot Dickie. And now Dickie... is deadie."
Date July 9, 1994
Location Evanston, Illinois
Episode this death
was featured in
"Stupid Is As Death Does"
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"Moving Violation", Way to Die #305, is the sixth death to be featured in "Stupid Is As Death Does", which aired on March 29, 2011.

Plot

Donnie and Dickie were two ex-con movers who had no respect for people's private property. Dickie decided to steal an antique crystal flower, placing it in his left shirt pocket.

"Finally, they had one last piece to hump: a heavy, hard-to-handle armoire. After this, pawn the crystal, and off to the race track."

He and Donnie then lifted the heavy armoire into the moving truck. Donnie went in the truck and started it, not knowing Dickie was still placing the armoire in, he loses balance and falls to the ground and is pancaked by the armoire which pushes the sharp ornamental flower through his chest and pierces his heart, and he bleeds to death.

Interviewers

  • Tim Zickuhr - Professional Mover
  • Dr. Vyshali Rao - Cardiologist

Alternative Name

Also known as "The Long Haul" as seen on Spike TV's website

Alternative Description

Description as seen on Spike TV's website

"A mover with no respect for property dies under an antique armoire falling from an overpacked moving truck, which crushes his head.."

Segment Nicknames

  • The Long Haul (Spike TV)
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