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"Moving Violation", Way to Die #305, is the sixth death to be featured in "Stupid Is As Death Does", which aired on March 29, 2011.


Donnie and Dickie were two ex-con movers who had no respect for people's private property. Dickie decided to steal an antique crystal flower, placing it in his left shirt pocket.

"Finally, they had one last piece to hump: a heavy, hard-to-handle armoire. After this, pawn the crystal, and off to the race track."

He and Donnie then lifted the heavy armoire into the moving truck. The latter went in the truck and started it, not knowing the former was still placing the armoire in, he loses balance and falls to the ground and is pancaked by the armoire which pushes the sharp ornamental flower through his chest and pierces his heart, and he bleeds to death. By the time Donnie got out of the truck, it was already too late, much to his and the house owner's horror upon seeing Dickie's corpse.

Cast & Interviewers

  • Sly Jones - Donnie (lead)
  • Ian Scott Rudolph - Dickie (lead: intended victim)
  • Tim Zickuhr - Professional Mover
  • Dr. Vyshali Rao - Cardiologist

Alternative Name

Also known as "The Long Haul" as seen on Spike TV's website


  • The Names of the Movers, Dickie and Donnie, Are also the Names of the Smokers in Smoked.
  • In the Turkish Version, This death Occurs in June 9.

Alternative Description

Description as seen on Spike TV's website

"A mover with no respect for property dies under an antique armoire falling from an overpacked moving truck, which crushes his head.."

Segment Nicknames

  • The Long Haul (Spike TV)