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"Muffed Dive", Way to Die #329, is the third death to be featured in "Wait, Don't Tell Me – You're Dead", which aired on August 15, 2011.

Plot[]

Brandon was a former Olympic diver who, after some anti-doping controls, ended up as the director of a municipal swimming pool in Dubuque, where he's more interested in impressing MILFs, single cougars, and middle-aged divorcees than actually doing work. While out on a date with one of his targets, he dives into the pool but hits his head on a floating chlorine dispenser, causing death from head trauma and drowning, sending him to Hell and leaving the divorcee horrified.

Transcript[]

Narrator: Brandon was a bitter almost Olympian. He spent his time being a jerk and charming the local action out of their bikinis. Until one night, he scored a perfect 10 in the death... dive.

(4 "10" scorecards are shown, every spectator cheering is heard)

Interviewees and Cast[]

  • Glenn Webb - Lifeguard
  • Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical Medicine and Rehab
  • Deacon Bray - Brandon (Lead: Intended victim)
  • Lindsay Marsol - MILF (Lead)

Segment Nickname[]

  • High Die (Spike TV)
  • High Dived
  • Dive-bombed (Don't confuse it with Way to Die #713)
  • Chlorinated Splash

Segment Description[]

  • "A cocky high-diver uses a closed diving platform to impress his date when a lands head-first on a floating chlorine dispenser." (Spike TV website)

Foreign Names[]

  • Mergulho Mortal (Deadly Dive) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
  • Salto Fallido (Failed Jump) - Latin American Spanish dub
  • Salto Mortal (Mortal Jump) - European Spanish dub

Trivia[]

  • Also called "High Die" on the Spike TV website.
  • This death is similar to Water Logged.

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