"Muffed Dive", Way to Die #329, is the third death to be featured in "Wait, Don't Tell Me – You're Dead", which aired on August 15, 2011.
Plot[]
Brandon was a former Olympic diver who, after some anti-doping controls, ended up as the director of a municipal swimming pool in Dubuque, where he's more interested in impressing MILFs, single cougars, and middle-aged divorcees than actually doing work. While out on a date with one of his targets, he dives into the pool but hits his head on a floating chlorine dispenser, causing death from head trauma and drowning, sending him to Hell and leaving the divorcee horrified.
Transcript[]
Narrator: Brandon was a bitter almost Olympian. He spent his time being a jerk and charming the local action out of their bikinis. Until one night, he scored a perfect 10 in the death... dive.
(4 "10" scorecards are shown, every spectator cheering is heard)
Interviewees and Cast[]
- Glenn Webb - Lifeguard
- Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical Medicine and Rehab
- Deacon Bray - Brandon (Lead: Intended victim)
- Lindsay Marsol - MILF (Lead)
Segment Nickname[]
- High Die (Spike TV)
- High Dived
- Dive-bombed (Don't confuse it with Way to Die #713)
- Chlorinated Splash
Segment Description[]
- "A cocky high-diver uses a closed diving platform to impress his date when a lands head-first on a floating chlorine dispenser." (Spike TV website)
Foreign Names[]
- Mergulho Mortal (Deadly Dive) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
- Salto Fallido (Failed Jump) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Salto Mortal (Mortal Jump) - European Spanish dub
Trivia[]
- Also called "High Die" on the Spike TV website.
- This death is similar to Water Logged.
Gallery[]
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