Muffed Dive

Way to Die #329
Muffed Dive
Name of the death is a pun on "rough dive" and "muff"
"Brandon was a bitter almost Olympian. He spent his time being a jerk and charming the local action out of their bikinis. Until one night, he scored a perfect 10 in death...dive."
Information
Date	May 13, 2003
Location	Dubuque, Iowa
Episode this death was featured in	Wait, Don't Tell Me – You're Dead
Deaths
Previous	Treadkill
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Next	Fecal Attraction/Paper Or Spastic
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Best diving score.

"Muffed Dive", Way to Die #329, is the third death to be featured in "Wait, Don't Tell Me – You're Dead", which aired on August 15, 2011.

Plot

A former Olympic diver named Brandon gets kicked off the national team for abusing drugs, now works as a manager at a municipal pool, where he's more interested in impressing MILFs, single cougars, and middle-aged divorcees than actually doing work. While out on a date with one of his targets, he dives into the pool but hits his head on a floating chlorine dispenser, causing death from head trauma and drowning.

Interviewees and Cast

• Glenn Webb - Lifeguard
• Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical Medicine and Rehab
• Deacon Bray - Brandon (lead: intended victim)
• Lindsay Marsol - MILF (lead)

Segment Nickname

• High Die (Spike TV Website)
• Divinate-Dead

Segment Description

• "A cocky high-diver uses a closed diving platform to impress his date when a lands head-first on a floating chlorine dispenser." (Spike TV website)

Foreign names

• Mergulho Mortal (Deadly Dive) - Brazilian dub

Trivia

• Also called "High Die" on the Spike TV website.
• This death is similar to Water Logged.