Way to Die #329 | |
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"Muffed Dive" | |
Name of the death is a pun on "rough dive" and "muff" | |
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"Brandon was a bitter almost Olympian. He spent his time being a jerk and charming the local action out of their bikinis. Until one night, he scored a perfect 10 in death...dive." | |
Date | May 13, 2003 |
Location | Dubuque, Iowa |
Episode this death was featured in |
"Wait, Don't Tell Me – You're Dead" |
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"Muffed Dive", Way to Die #329, is the third death to be featured in "Wait, Don't Tell Me – You're Dead", which aired on August 15, 2011.
Contents
Plot
A former Olympic diver named Brandon gets kicked off the national team for abusing drugs, now works as a manager at a municipal pool, where he's more interested in impressing MILFs, single cougars, and middle-aged divorcees than actually doing work. While out on a date with one of his targets, he dives into the pool but hits his head on a floating chlorine dispenser, causing death from head trauma and drowning.
Interviewees and Cast
- Glenn Webb - Lifeguard
- Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical Medicine and Rehab
- Deacon Bray - Brandon (lead: intended victim)
- Lindsay Marsol - MILF (lead)
Segment Nickname
- High Die (Spike TV Website)
- Divinate-Dead
Segment Description
- "A cocky high-diver uses a closed diving platform to impress his date when a lands head-first on a floating chlorine dispenser." (Spike TV website)
Foreign names
- Mergulho Mortal (Deadly Dive) - Brazilian dub
Trivia
- Also called "High Die" on the Spike TV website.
- This death is similar to Water Logged.
- Season 4 deaths
- Way to die
- Means of Death
- Accidental Death
- Idiot Deaths
- Death by injury
- Death by broke skull
- Death by drowning
- Body Accidents
- Head damage
- Original Episodes
- Death as consequences
- Death as punishment
- Death by karma
- Screaming People after Dying
- Impression Failure
- Pool Deaths
- Jerk deaths
- Rude humans
- Death from being rude
- Witnesses after death
- Bad people
- Villain deaths
- Bastards
- Mean people
- Death from being mean
- Rude people
- Death by stupidity
- Death by clumsiness
- Screaming victims after dying
- People screaming after dying
- Victims screaming after dying
- Male deaths
- Male victims
- Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan
- Exposed Bellybutton
- Good Riddance
- Death as justice
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