"Namas-dead", Way to Die #183, is the fourth death featured in "Think Globally, Die Locally", which aired on March 19, 2012.
Plot[]
A strict yoga instructor named Betty bullies and grosses out her students with her stinky fart. She even farts on her students that do not pose a true yoga, which causes them to be disgusted because how stinky her fart is. After a particularly disgusting session, the entire class decides to pack up and leave. In a frenzy, and still stuck with her leg behind her head from one of her yoga positions, Betty scuttles across the yoga studio, but falls down a flight of stairs and lands facedown in a meditation pool, knocking herself out. While unconscious, she inhales enough water to drown, sending this fart instructor to hell.
Transcript[]
Narrator: Betty was a yoga meanie by turning her class into Gas Warfare. She lost her students, but in the end, she invented a new pose...Downward. Facing. Dead.
Cast and Interviewees[]
- Bria Roberts - Betty (Lead: Intended victim)
- Clark Ranch - Student (Lead)
- Cecily Lewis - Herself (Yoga Fitness Trainer)
- Molly Teas - Herself (Trauma Nurse)
Trivia[]
- In the German version, Cecily Lewis has an extra interview.
- This is the last death of a female to be narrated by Ron Perlman.
- The deathcard is similar to Easy Slider, as showing the victim’s dead face underwater.
- On February 29th, 2020, Bria Roberts (Betty) posted a video showing the behind-the-scenes of the drowning part.
- Based on the Bria Roberts' reply, each take is usually around 15 seconds.
Segment Nickname[]
- Stench of Death (Spike TV, now Paramount Network website)
- Yoga Instruct-Dead
- Instructions Of Death
- Fartastic Fall
- Un-Zen Descent
Foreign Names[]
- Yo-Aho-Ga [Wordplay on "Yoga" and "Ahoga"] - Latin American Spanish dub
- Namas-Muer-te [Wordplay on "Namaste" and "Muerte"] - European Spanish dub
- Ausgefurzt (Farted Out) - German dub