"Nun Fucked", Way to Die #188, is the second death featured in "Cure for the Common Death, Part II", which aired on December 15, 2010.
Plot[]
Wally, who was tired of his pretend girlfriend (a blow-up doll), was a questionable karate master who shows off his karate moves in hopes of winning himself a real girlfriend. In order to prove his skills, he had Carl, who is his wannabe director friend, to record some clips. First, Wally used a wooden board to break, and broke it in his 3rd attempt. Then Wally unsuccessfully tried to break a block, after which he could hear some girls calling him in his head. While twirling nunchucks for his final act, he accidentally whacked himself in his head and dropped dead within seconds. Prior to this, the wooden boards put a crack in his skull, the concrete block start his brain to hemorrhage, and finally the nunchucks finished the job and causing his brain to hemorrhage in his skull, killing him and sending him to heaven so he can be a karate master forever.
Transcript[]
([] is playing, Wally does his karate skill)
Narrator: Wally was tired of his pretend girlfriend,
(A blow-up doll, that is)
Narrator: he thought a viral video showing off his questionable martial art skill, would land him a real one. So with the help of his wannabe director friend, Carl,
-Carl: Oooone... Two.
-Narrator: he got to work.
([] is playing)
Wally: Now, first up: Boards.
(Wally smashes the wooden board with his head, Creepy Death is playing)
Narrator: After a few feeble attempts...
(Wally successfully splits the board, [] is playing)
Narrator: Wally actually busted through.
Wally: Alright...
Narrator: But it was nothing to get a woody about...
Wally: (Snarls)
(Eel Effects is playing)
Mark Canonizado: Usual when a martial artist doesn't succeed at breaking a- eh... object such as a brick or a board...
(Mark shows the punch of the martial art)
Mark Canonizado: Instead of following all the way through the object,
(Speaking of brick, Wally is about to smash the brick with his... head, of course)
Mark Canonizado: they kind of stopped on top. The energy that they all put down into it stops short, the energy is dispersed back into the body.
([] is playing)
Carl: Shoot!
(Wally headbutts the cinder block, but it's so hard that he couldn't smash it)
Narrator: Wally, was no Bruce Lee.
(After a few smash, Wally feels dizzy, Drama Purgatory is playing)
Narrator: He couldn't even put a chink in the cinderblock.
(While dizzy, Wally has a vision of a live girl)
Narrator: With visions of live girl flesh in his battered mind.
Live Girl: Closer...
Narrator: While he was dead set on continuing.
(Wally is now demonstrating the nunchuck, which the clumsy moment will gonna happen...)
Narrator: Time to get busy with some nunchucks.
([] is playing, while spinning the nunchuck, predictably, Wally hits his head with the nunchuck, he starts losing consciousness)
Carl: Wally? Wally, you okay?
(Turns out Wally is not okay, Wally falls and dies)
Carl: Wally?
(Medical Attention is playing, replay of the nunchuck demonstration)
Narrator: A nunchuck hit, was the final blow.
(CGI skull smashes the board, which first cause the brain to move and bounce, smashes the block, cause the skull to crack, and finally the nunchuck smashes the skull, cause the brain to bleed)
Narrator: Starting with the wood boards, Wally softened his skull. Then the cinder block put a tiny crack in it. And finally, the nunchucks whack... put him down. Cause of Death? Fractured skull and brain damage.
(Recap, [] is playing)
Narrator: Wally was tired of going plastic. Too bad his head wasn't made out of elastic. Guess what, Wally? You're dead, you spastic.
Cast & Interviewees[]
- Mark Canonizado - Martial Artist
- Douglas Carley - Wally (lead: intended victim)
- Nicholas Mirante - Carl (lead)
Segment Description[]
Description as seen on the Spike TV website
- "A wannabe karate stud falls victim to his own incompetence with nun-chucks."
Trivia[]
- Also called "Bum Chucks" on the Spike TV website.
- This death was based off of the Afro Ninja viral video.
- Wally wears a yellow belt, which means it's a 6th kyū in Kyokushin, 8th in Wadō-ryū, 7th in Shotokan and 8th in Shitō-ryū.
- The European Spanish dub's name of the death it's a reference to the Where's Wally books.
- This death takes place on a Same Day As Died-Zilla.
Segment Nicknames[]
- Bum Chucks (Spike TV)
- Dumb Chucks
Foreign Names[]
- Nun-cabado (Nun-finished) - Latin American Spanish dub
- ¿Donde Tenías la Cabeza Wally? (Where Was Your Head, Wally?) - European Spanish dub
- Miolo Mole (Soft Cumb)- Brazilian Portuguese dub
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